We have LE and will use our vote. As per usual the only candidate to have posted any leaflets or been door knocking is the Lib Dem counsellor.
So the Conservatives will spend tomorrow predicting terrible losses, will lose less and then trumpet that as a win and a sign of faith in the PM 
Johnson won't get any more FPNS - Henry Newman is covering Abbagate for him. I think they've lied through their teeth.
The Gray report will be delayed until Whitsun (28/5) or Summer recess (23/7) and/or will be heavily redacted (privacy reasons). Once published more faux apologises, lessons learnt etc.
And then they'll all hang on hoping we forget all about it.