Boris has been fined - Part 3

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Here we are.

And here is Part 2

www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4529283-Boris-has-been-fined-Part-2?reply=116839783

The thing is, he was very busy, and the rules kept changing, sometimes more than once a day, was that a rule or a guideline, it was all very confusing, how is a man who needs a drink and a party to keep him going meant to know what to do?

Maybe Johnson was distracted by legs?

All those femmes fatale, Allegra, Carrie...

Does he also get distracted by chair legs and table legs?
I think we ought to know.

A Tory MP who wants police to probe Keir Starmer’s group work pizza proudly had a group work curry in the same week.
Richard Holden has urged Durham Police to reopen a probe into the Labour leader’s conduct during lockdown last year.
https://twitter.com/pippacrerar/status/1519746765775376385?s=21&t=DGGnBfe296dKIAp7xll_tA

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They were both eating and drinking during work meetings - the purpose of the meeting was work related. Neither require investigating.

But really I mean, fucks sakes, absolute levels of ridiculousness.

Neither compares with birthday gatherings, garden parties to enjoy the weather or Abbagate.

Surely someone will ask for him to be investigated. Just for the fun of it.

Desperate much?

Actually trying - again - in true Tory party style to gaslight us into thinking Kier was doing something entirely different to him.

His whole tone is "shit ........ busted"

I love it that the Tories make themselves look bigger tits every day. 😂

I've heard they get excited by bigger tits or is it just legs?

How desperate

The Mail says Keir Starmer "flouted lockdown guidance" at the start of September 2020, by being given a birthday cake.

The UK wasn't in lockdown at the start of September 2020.

Starmer’s birthday is on 2nd September.

The Rule of Six was not reintroduced until 14-9-20

In fact Rishi Sunak’s “brilliant” Eat Out to Help Covid Out only ended 2 days before Starmer’s Birthday.

t.co/gdxCljgVvl t.co/QX5bSAsNV2

I saw the Mail headlines on Tomorrows Papers and immediately wondered if there is something else Tory related incoming this weekend.

Policing Bill., Elections Bill, Borders Bill, take your pick

Or maybe
Michelle Mone’s home raided as PPE firm linked to Tory peer investigated
NCA launches investigation into PPE Medpro, which secured £200m in Covid contracts
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/apr/29/nca-launches-investigation-ppe-firm-linked-to-michelle-mone

A R was in Durham although they said she wasn't apparently.

Posted too soon!
They also said in today's Mail that AR laughed off the Sharon stone thing about her legs
The Mail are hitting back today!

Save big dog.

Just throw yet another woman under the bus.

About the laughing, I am sure we all have been in situations where we were made to feel uncomfortable and just laughed along, not quite knowing what else to do, putting on a brave face etc.

I’d have laughed. Because the whole thing’s so batshit ridiculous. And because it reflects so badly on the Tories. It backfired spectacularly.

Printing demonstrably libelous statements about a top lawyer is a really dumb move. The Mail clearly enjoy being sued.

The Mail clearly enjoy being sued.

They certainly get plenty of practice. They must be sued nearly as much as Private Eye.

I wonder why that was😂

I dont understand what difference it makes? Can someone explain?

Maybe Derxa can explain why the Deputy Leader of the Labour Party should not have been in an office in Durham in the run up to the Hartlepool by election.

Soooo.... my DD tells me the porno watcher has been named. Neil Parish. I bet he feels a bit of a dick, pardon the pun.

He has reported himself to the Standards Committee and has had the Whip removed.....

(oh dear, I apologise, it is not amusing in the slightest but everything I type falls in to innuendo)