What ridiculously pointless extravagant thing would you have if you could?

[MakeSureYouHoldYourNose]

I'll start.

If I could have anything in the world it would be a chauffeur to take me to work, preferably who didn't speak and tinted windows so I could catch a nap on the way to and from work. Realistically it's probably quicker on public transport!

A chef, providing healthy delicious meals 3 times a day for my family.

I am so over cooking and am finding it impossible to enjoy it anymore.

I used to love it, but it's a chore now.

A full set of beautiful crockery, Crystal wine glasses etc. Pointless as I live alone in a tiny house so nowhere to store it and have no friends to use it (quite happy about that part though!)

Oh and I don’t drink wine either!

@notangelinajolie

I'd have my teeth whitened and my boobs reduced.

you should be able to get the latter done on the NHS as it would improve your health and eg stop backache

I would like a personal chef as I like eating but I don't like cooking.

Also an EU passport so I can live there

Ah yes, can you still buy a golden visa anywhere in the EU?

Failing that, have enough money to buy a house in Jersey as most of the affordable ones are islanders only.

Not pointless but.... a magical person to deal with things as soon as I think them, so no explanations but just as I think 'oh that wall needs painting/ bed needs changing/ school lunch needs paying for it's done

Five black greyhounds and a suitable house with land to keep them in.

A Chanel handbag

Not pointless, daily cleaner and chef.

I can't think of anything pointless...

A motor home.

A chef!!