Bunglie's Gerbil Cage

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As Bunglie's Box is getting so big and turned a little sour, I thought somewhere smaller and more bijou would suit. We can still suspend it above Mumsnet Towers if you like

oh defo. scones, clotted cream and some nice strawberry or raspberry jam, and a pot of earl grey tea [sigh]

Beats a man any day

WobblyKnicks are you OK?

We is a bit worried about you....please tell us we have not upset you?

Well hello all you insaniacs!!!!! Have been slacking and just catching up with the threads!

YOU HAVE ALL GOT BORING! WHERES THE SMUT?

I'm worried that we've upset wobblyknicks too, she's been avoiding us.

WK, why won't you come and play?

it must take a lot more than insaniacs to upset wk surely

i suspect that she's probably too busy agonising over whether or not to go back to work and childcare issues if she does to play with us atm

God, like you lot would upset me - you're the only ones on here that I can stand and can stand me!!!! Sorry if you were worrying, I'm completely fine - just a bit low on smut, this damn real life is getting in the way - any tips on dumping it and living on Mumsnet instead??

Mts is right - got all these serious issues going round my head and its pushing the smut out - shouldn't be allowed!!!

Bunglie - please please stay as Bunglie, that's how I know and love you and it wouldn't be the same otherwise!!!

Anyway, am here to play now - what can we get up to??

Phew!

So glad we haven't upset you, wk .

You want to watch letting too much RL get in the way, you know - it'll drive you loopy

Don't worry wwb - I'm not the type to get upset and slink off anyway - I'd start a huge row about it or flounce after shouting from the rooftops that I was about to flounce!!!

And am not worried about RL driving me loopy - am petrified that it'll drive me sane!!!

Oh, a huge row - just what we all need .

It could liven this place up, it's as dead as a doornail tonight

Ok, ummmm.....I can't stand your hairstyle and is that a mouse living in your handbag?

well there are always the G F words, or the b f** word.

but a far more fun row could be had debating the relative merits of Orlando Bloom over Johnny Depp

Actually, the mouse is living inside my hairdo ...

and how do you know about that mouse in my handbag

so do you have a marie antoinette style 10ft high hairdo

Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp have merits, MTS?
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wwb - you must have multiple mice then. and mts, I already know about your mice, you feed them to the snake that lives round your neck.

wwb - They are both lush, but JD is better!!!

I probably have got multiple mice, wk, that's what you get for employing a toothless moggy

so you are not a fan of Pirates of the Carribean? or Lord of the Rings

or do you go for the mature star trek man, like Bunglie/WhiskeyMac

No. Not a fan of Star Trek either.

And I've been feeding the mice to the snakes that also live in my hair (just call me Medusa)

so you have a withering stare that literally petrifies WWB