Bunglie's Gerbil Cage

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As Bunglie's Box is getting so big and turned a little sour, I thought somewhere smaller and more bijou would suit. We can still suspend it above Mumsnet Towers if you like

So who do you like wwb? Don't say you don't like Hugh!!!!

I do, MTS

I'm afraid I have a confession to make wk. I wouldn't recognise Hugh if I fell over him in the street ...

wwb - i feel a huuuuuge flounce coming on!!! You need a crash course in hugh - are you sitting comfortably?

it's quite difficult typing after being turned to stone

but not quite impossible

I'm sitting comfortably wk, but I'm not sure that a crash course in HJ will do much for me

The snakes do get in my eyes a bit, MTS, perhaps that's why the stare isn't working to full capacity at the moment

Will give you the mini intensive course wwb and we'll see!!

Hang on.....

Ok wwb, this is it condensed.

HJ is an utter god and you must watch Swordfish and Van Helsing, and then you WILL see.

This is him in his many guises, from cute to sexy but piccies don't do him justice.

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Now tell me you don't like him and I'll turn YOU to stone!!

Erm, yes, he has a certain - erm - something ...

A good something?

Um ... a not too untasty something ...

I think I need a little more evidence

Ahah - so I HAVE got you!! Do you like the cute pics or the sexy pics, will try and find some more to tempt you!!!

Oh, the sexy pics, definitely the sexy ones ...

I'm too old and jaded for cute

Ok, gimme a min.....

not too keen on the underwear pic. a little too unsubtle. better if more is left to the imagination

I have to go but I'll be back for another little droool later.

MTS - you managed to sort the backpack out yet?

Here we go;

much too sexy for us

but we can look

and drool of course!

Yep. I definitely see your point.

Although I'm much too old and dignified to be drooling over such pictures

Fab - my work is done!! Didn't expect someone as distinguished as yourself to drool over pics, but admit it, you got as near as you could to drooling didn't you!!

I'll wipe up after myself, I promise

Where did you get the impression that I was distinguished, btw?

You must be distinguished to be socialising with moi!!!

Can't believe I've managed to get you from "I'm not sure that a crash course in HJ will do much for me" to "dignified slobber"!!!

I'm not easily taken in by a pair of pretty eyes and a nice bum, that's all (a la Orlando Bloom).

I don't mind admitting that I sometimes make mistakes .

No, Orly's no good for a long term obsession - he's just nice for a quick look. HJ's proper slobbering material!!!

OB looks too much like a little boy for me. I'd feel like a dirty old woman if I were to drool over him. Pretty eyes though ...

Lol wwb - no, Orly's going to be my gimp but HJ is my actual object of lust.

yes, backpack is great. and have tried it out in the flat. it's a handy chair as well, isn't it. i have a photo on the digital camera waiting to be uploaded (anything involving cables is man work in my book ) of me and steven modelling the sling for your erm amusement/edification whatnot