Bunglie's Gerbil Cage

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As Bunglie's Box is getting so big and turned a little sour, I thought somewhere smaller and more bijou would suit. We can still suspend it above Mumsnet Towers if you like

I know that there was an aircraft called the Flying Banana ...

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And there would also seem to be a bus company called Flying Banana ...

And isn't there a really irritating children's television show with a flying banana in it?

And I have got to go to nursery to fetch dd now still not knowing what a b*** flying banana is ...

Llama...Llama....Llama....LLAMA

And just what are you inplying I might do with a Llama....Hmmm....

Anyone can use a banana but a Llama?

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I will have you know that my best friend is a Llama....Isn't that what you are supposed to say when you have never met one

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This is true, near where I live there is a field of LLamas mixed in with the sheep....why?

But back to my name...I will not be a Llama, please think of new name for this Bunglie while I work......

Back in a bit to check...

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So we have varying levels of incontinence now, do we?

I'm not telling what mine was

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Where is wk, by the way?

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Aren't we mean?

Perhaps that explains it ...

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I think we've upset her ... I don't know how, but I think we have ... I can feel it in my water ...

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I hope so ...

she's probably run off with Hugh Jackman or run away to join the surfers in australia

In her dreams maybe

okay she's off having a cornish clotted cream tea and luring some surfers out of hibernation

is that a bit more realistic?

That actually sounds a nicer prospect ...

The clotted cream teas, I mean, not the surfers ...