Best company names you’ve seen

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I’ll start with

Moggie Poppins (a cat sitting service)
Oh my cod (fish and chip shop)

Fanny Pressing (France)

Dog walking company called
Reservoir dogs

Building company
G.F. Job

Female electrician called Ellie
Ellietrician

Chimney sweep
Chim chimeny

Ice cream van

Phil McCones

Bageltopia - unsurprisingly an establishment selling filled bagels.

Not quite the point of the thread, but I used to regularly drive past a hairdressers called Chevaux. Always made me laugh. I wonder if anyone ever told them?

Centre barcs- doggy daycare

Both hairdressers...
Curl Up and Dye
British Hairways

A decorator...
Botchit & Scarper

A white goods shop called Sell Fridges.

Jason's Donervan in Bristol.

Amy's Winehouse (off license)

@Annoy

I saw a carpet and Lino fitting van called Lino Richie. It has a photo of Lionel on it and a slogan saying ‘Is it me you’re looking floor’

Was amazing!

Like this one!

“Do it doggy style” (pet groomers)

@Floydthebarber

A white goods shop called Sell Fridges.

Jason's Donervan in Bristol.

Didn't Jason Donovan get snapped getting a kebab from there recently?

Oh I really hope so!

Frying nemo ( chippy)

seashaken maybe they specialised in pony tails?

Lord of the Grills - kebab shop

There was an episode of Superchicken where the baddy hijacked a Receding Airlines plane.

Cleaning company called Mister Bit

Only Food and Sauces (burger van!)

Walter Wall carpets

A removals company called 'Hump and Dump'. Always makes me think of a bad OLD site!

Specs in the city - Optician. I think it was in Kirkcaldy, or maybe Dunfermline

Neddy Stobbarts - horse transport company

A therapy dog training business called Sit Happens.