The title of your memoir is the last text you sent

[IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece]

Inspired by the ridiculousness of mine.

“There’s a pube on my bloody donut”

'Am in cafe'

Sums my life up to be honest 🤣

That's the job done now

Still some snowing here but not as much

“The pattern feels a bit more comfortable, even if my fingers don’t do what they ought every so often”

What a wash out it’s been!

(Half term)

@QueenofFox

What a wash out it’s been!

(Half term)

Love this!

Too slow

Red or white?

This is a strange house

'Can you update the chicken spreadsheet?'

Good job you tethered your trampoline

Goodnight x

@Giggorata

Good job you tethered your trampoline

Yikes! That photo!

'I don't want to be as sick as yesterday'

Sums up my two HG pregnancies perfectly.

" I dunno, I was just looking..."

Do You Want This?

Power back now

Can we postpone?

The girls got 49/50 on an Encanto Quiz

YES

(Confirming a dentist appointment. Gives an entirely false impression of my character)

“ Me too! No more going backwards or revisiting old cock 😂”

Oh how exciting!!

Not a bad title, actually

Ahh no worries he ate well in the end

Oh sorry, got distracted and forgot!

They were both up at 3.30 ish and again at 5am…So tired.

It’s a page turner! 😴