The title of your memoir is the last text you sent

[IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece]

Inspired by the ridiculousness of mine.

“There’s a pube on my bloody donut”

Mine would be :

I [heart] you

Sent to dh in reply to a text he sent me. It was a love heart emoji

He’s having his nuts off tomorrow

Srsly?

Can I book a table for 4, Saturday lunchtime please?

I moved my furniture and everything.

Ffs, my day is getting worse

I've got 3 slow cookers on the go.

Just doing it now 🙄

GREAT!

Sounds about right

Why would you even do that?!

Yup that is definitely the story of my life! 🤣

You will get better soon

Woohoo! Going to bed now, glad you had a nice evening xxx
Wouldn't be a very good title!

She loves a banana

"DuoLingo never taught me that"

"Messages not getting through"

'It's genius! What did the lecturers think?'

"what is pokemon bread?"

C'est inacceptable

The country has gone to hell in a handcart( talking to DS about finances)

What kind of bunse are we talking?

Toilet rolls and a cucumber.

Runng late. Traffic.

'How did it go?'

Communication Skills- Which is a bit boring.

I'll find it on catch up somewhere or other.