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The title of your memoir is the last text you sent

567 replies

IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece · 19/02/2022 18:51

Inspired by the ridiculousness of mine.

“There’s a pube on my bloody donut” Hmm

OP posts:
SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2022 00:48

Hello this is Amy from 23 Wardle Drive

*obv not real details

DanceForeverUnderTheLights · 20/02/2022 00:54

Via Outer Mongolia?

MadisonAvenue · 20/02/2022 01:00

0-1 but you’ve probably jinxed it now.

KloppsTeeth · 20/02/2022 01:03

On purpose!

GiveUsACoffee · 20/02/2022 01:12

"Sorry about your brother's lovely garden."

Pieceofpurplesky · 20/02/2022 01:15

I know you do but I need to sleep now

CrabSnake · 20/02/2022 08:24

Done.

Selttan · 20/02/2022 08:28

Want some natural deodorant?

namechangeanonymous · 20/02/2022 08:42

Baby wants pancakes bacon and syrup.

DrDiva · 20/02/2022 09:07

Nutella on your pikelets, then?

Sums up the global reach of my life 🤣

whywouldntyou · 20/02/2022 09:16

'Not voluntarily'

IckyPop · 20/02/2022 09:38

That can be your project for today. I’ll fashion the medals

aintnospringchicken · 20/02/2022 09:45

Great,see you then

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 20/02/2022 09:52

'Jinx'

Says a lot really

KittenKong · 20/02/2022 09:54

Don’t want to spend all my time chasing my balls over the fence.

waffleyversatile1 · 20/02/2022 09:55

Your mums Evian water is in the boot

Grin
BlackandJello · 20/02/2022 09:58

Did you behave yourself last night?

😁

Whatdramain2022 · 20/02/2022 10:00

Lovely to see him laughing.

GreySweater · 20/02/2022 10:01

About 25 minutes

planningtomakeaplan · 20/02/2022 10:03

"Yes".

SleepingStandingUp · 20/02/2022 11:35

@Pieceofpurplesky

I know you do but I need to sleep now
I love this. I'd assume its a memoir about the early years and toddler hood, or about raising a child with SEN.
Franticbutterfly · 22/02/2022 20:58

Well it's better than nothing.

PrincessPaws · 22/02/2022 21:01

Can you get me some wine?

handslikecowstits · 22/02/2022 21:04

Do they do ear trumpets?

yogafairy · 24/03/2022 13:14

That's what happens when I click on it.