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The title of your memoir is the last text you sent

567 replies

IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece · 19/02/2022 18:51

Inspired by the ridiculousness of mine.

“There’s a pube on my bloody donut” Hmm

OP posts:
emsmar · 19/02/2022 23:27

Milk & fajita kit

Hmbleybee · 19/02/2022 23:28

'Ok don't bother then'

LightBulbous · 19/02/2022 23:28

“Just unroll it, cut it to size, put it on some greaseproof paper and bake in oven for about 10-15 mins” GrinGrinGrin

chillied · 19/02/2022 23:30

It's brilliant

Imdonna · 19/02/2022 23:34

'Why its etsy telling me that 'succulent gnomes' and 'strapless lesbians' are popular searches?🤔'

PaddleBoardingMomma · 19/02/2022 23:41

I haven't slept in 5 fucking years

OneStepOneStumble · 19/02/2022 23:43

"I don't bloody know, just pick something!" Which seems strangely apt Grin

TheHoptimist · 19/02/2022 23:45

Can you email me your vaccination certificate

AndStand · 19/02/2022 23:47

I've had my CT scan

cakewitch · 19/02/2022 23:49

What film???? Who???

GordonsAlive85 · 19/02/2022 23:51

Night night, sweetdreams

Blossomtoes · 19/02/2022 23:54

Filthy dog alert!

MondeoFan · 19/02/2022 23:55

I'm here

GalaxyStars · 19/02/2022 23:59

"Just a bit of sunshine on a rainy day" ☀️

Starlightandsparkles · 20/02/2022 00:02

Your salt lamp may be a bit late
Oh and your father laughed at your Prince Andrew joke-the 1,000000 one you’ve sent this week alone
Love you xxx

Davros · 20/02/2022 00:02

"I hope Gary Lineker is happy"
Spurs supporters here

Chesneyhawkes1 · 20/02/2022 00:04

See, I wasn't lying

Whiskersonkittens21 · 20/02/2022 00:05

"Good good xxx"

How thrilling 😂

HazelBite · 20/02/2022 00:06

Ha ha @Davros

my last text was "Told you Spurs were going to win"

MistySkiesAfterRain · 20/02/2022 00:09

Oh haha mine is brilliant:

"Ps just wanted to say thank you for the past few days, it has been amazing"

PaddleBoardingMomma · 20/02/2022 00:11

@Starlightandsparkles

Your salt lamp may be a bit late Oh and your father laughed at your Prince Andrew joke-the 1,000000 one you’ve sent this week alone Love you xxx
I wanna see the jokes 🤣
TyrantosaurusRex · 20/02/2022 00:35

WhatsApp - "Still working on it"
Text - "Ring me when you're outside"

There's mine, volumes 1 & 2.

Theimpossiblegirl · 20/02/2022 00:43

I've got power!!!

JillGoodacre · 20/02/2022 00:44

Maybe later

ZaZathecat · 20/02/2022 00:46

"OK, be careful"
It actually does sum up my life pretty succinctly!