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The title of your memoir is the last text you sent

567 replies

IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece · 19/02/2022 18:51

Inspired by the ridiculousness of mine.

“There’s a pube on my bloody donut” Hmm

OP posts:
TerrifiedandWorried · 19/02/2022 21:03

Can you do me a hot water bottle?

I'm only 46, it makes me sound so old

User639710 · 19/02/2022 21:04

Just going out before it rains

Fleurdecerisier · 19/02/2022 21:05

Nothing a bit of Motown won't fix 🙂

Blackcountryexile · 19/02/2022 21:06

We are past the age of making ourselves do things.
A bit of self help advice thrown in!

Makewomenfemaleagain · 19/02/2022 21:07

Power's back

IvysMum12 · 19/02/2022 21:07

She gets over things in her own time and way.

Namechangenumber1 · 19/02/2022 21:09

Thanks for looking after me when I feel poorly ❤️ xx

mathanxiety · 19/02/2022 21:10

Hivthere.

The memoir would be full of typos.

Doihavetogotoworkdotcom1 · 19/02/2022 21:11

Haha

mamaduckbone · 19/02/2022 21:11

"You should go to mike's and see the twins though- it will cheer you up."

Make of that what you will! (Was to my 89 year old mum who has turned down all Sunday lunch invites this weekend as she's feeling wintry and glumSad)

GastroNuisance · 19/02/2022 21:11

I know. Awful. Police getting involved.

ItsSnowJokes · 19/02/2022 21:13

Fuck that!

And to be fair that would be an accurate title for my memoir 🤣

QueefofSheena · 19/02/2022 21:13

Do it! Xx

Happy with that

Meceme · 19/02/2022 21:14

Well......

wheredidallthegoodnamesgo · 19/02/2022 21:15

How many gins?x

Wedonttalkaboutboris · 19/02/2022 21:15

We’ve had to put her in a nappy the poor thing!

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 19/02/2022 21:15

Brilliant, thank you x

MrsTophamHat · 19/02/2022 21:18

That sounds good!

Senderandme · 19/02/2022 21:25

Maybe we can sort it out tomorrow then.

WingBingo · 19/02/2022 21:28

Yes we can 😁

Edinvillian · 19/02/2022 21:29

😂😂😂

WellThatsMeScrewed · 19/02/2022 21:33

I think mine is actually quite good for a title…

“You still alive?”

weebarra · 19/02/2022 21:36

@AngelinaFibres - DH and I thought that too, was a very odd interview!
Mine, text: 'Did you get logged in?'

JayniSummers · 19/02/2022 21:36

Right back atcha

Sunshinedreaming2022 · 19/02/2022 21:37

Thank yoh