Welcome, @autienotnaughty and @MissPeregrine, and thanks for sharing your mundane news. I found it quite calming.
Lemons, I have found two feeders that the squirrels have never breached. This one gives them a tiny electric shock when they touch two parts of it:
Wild Bill's 8 Station Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder
They will have a go, get shocked and then give up. This is our current feeder, which has also outfoxed them:
Squirrel Buster Plus Squirrel-proof Bird Feeder
When they land on the perch ring their weight causes it to slide down and a metal shield covers the seed ports, so no gain. I've seen them try to attack it after leaping off the roof and landing on the top, only to fall off. Now they settle for the seeds the birds drop on the ground.
Champagne, if it's any consolation, it's snowing here again and is supposed to rain later with rising temperatures. This has turned into a bloody hard winter. Regarding your house purchase, try to think of it as an international trade negotiation. Those can take years.