I need to find a really pompous way of saying something

[Knitter99]

3 of us volunteer for a charity doing some office admin work.

One of us is a pompous old sod and marginally in charge, 2 of us are quite normal.

The pompous one asked the normal one to ask me to "facilitate the requisite virements by conclusion of play", which basically means a bookkeeping transfer between two accounts.

What is the most pompous sounding way I can reply to say I've done it?

I've only just done it now after putting the kids to bed so I'm not sure I have done it by "conclusion of play" right enough. But I've done it.

I am delighted to be in a position to notify your good self that I have performed this duty within the requisite time period.

🖕🏽

I beg your fucking pardon.. Can you repeat that in English?

Ooh, I think you should go the reverse of pompous. Something like “Sorted, guv” or the worst gif meme you can find. Get his goat. (I’m assuming it’s a he.)

old sod

Are you referring to the person's age, and if so, what does age have to do with it?

I am in the adequate position of advising your most noble self to perform the act of coitus on your own self whilst you depart to the farthest side of coitus.

(Fuck off to the far side of fuck)

I'd do the opposite and reply

SORTED BIATCHES

Word

My worldly task hast done.

Definitely just go the "Done" route. I hate long-winded emails.

Dear posh knob

The undertaking has been satisfactorily concluded within the requested interval

Huzzah

Op

Or just reply

Dundunduuuuunnnn

"Further to your earlier request to facilitate the requisite virements by conclusion of play, I can confirm that this has been actioned and the accounts are now in good standing"

May I take this opportunity to inform you of two things. One- I have completed your request of earlier today.
Two - F off.
I trust this meets with your approval. Please do not hesitate to contact me if I can be if any further assistance.

Felicitations
Further to your missive, please rest assured that all remunerations and other pecuniary transactions have been completed with expeditious celerity and exactitude.

How about:

Thank-you for your communique regarding the necessity to have effectuated the stipulated virements after the cessation of daily operations. Please accept this response as affirmative confirmation that said undertakings have been accomplished.

@RubaiyatOfAnyone

Felicitations Further to your missive, please rest assured that all remunerations and other pecuniary transactions have been completed with expeditious celerity and exactitude.

This one..

@RubaiyatOfAnyone

Felicitations Further to your missive, please rest assured that all remunerations and other pecuniary transactions have been completed with expeditious celerity and exactitude.

This is my favourite so far

well actually dundundunnnnnnnn is but it's not what you asked for

@RubaiyatOfAnyone

Felicitations Further to your missive, please rest assured that all remunerations and other pecuniary transactions have been completed with expeditious celerity and exactitude.

This! Perfect.

@Elasmotherium

How about:

Thank-you for your communique regarding the necessity to have effectuated the stipulated virements after the cessation of daily operations. Please accept this response as affirmative confirmation that said undertakings have been accomplished.

Not bad but 'affirmative confirmation' is somewhat tautologous?

@RubaiyatOfAnyone what does celerity even mean? I have honestly never heard of that word in my life. I'm definitely using that one!

Guessing opposite of deceleration or some such analogous root usage (oops carrying on with pomposity perhaps)

@RubaiyatOfAnyone

Felicitations Further to your missive, please rest assured that all remunerations and other pecuniary transactions have been completed with expeditious celerity and exactitude.

This one wins and I learned a new word!

With reference to your communication of [date][time], I am pleased to confirm that the necessary actions were performed in accordance with the instructions provided and in a timely manner by a member of staff. Should you wish any further detail to be provided in respect of said actions and/performance, please revert by [date][time].

Say it in Latin
Opus meum consummatum est

(My work is finished)

If you can somehow get your hands on carbon paper or an ‘internal memo’ slip then I think the recipient may also be thrilled by that !

Off you fuck then cunty chops.

Or is that not the vibe you are looking for?