What’s your favourite swear word?

[biggirlknickers]

And least favourite?

My favourite is “bollocks”. I overuse it though. For every tiny mistake / dropping / forgetting incident. It rolls around the mouth beautifully

Not too keen on “bitch” because of context of use.

What’s yours?

When I saw your thread title, I thought "bollocks." What an excellent word. Applicable for almost every undesirable happenstance. Also a compliment with a simple modifier.

After reading the thread, it’s not really a swear word, but I have been overusing ballsack this morning

"fuck"

It's a timeless classic.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I use bloody in place of swearing in front of ds. It's peppered throughout daily conversation and very satisfying.

Fuck. Fucking. Fuck sake. Any variation of fuck really.

Fuck!

I don’t swear.

What the fuck

It's brilliant

I'm a secondary school teacher, so I've trained myself to say nothing stronger than 'bloomin eck!".
I don't want anything else to emerge during a lesson!

Fuck is absolutely the best and most versatile word

Anyone that says swearing proves that someone is uneducated etc etc can go fuck themselves!!

I’m with you - really don’t like bitch.

I think my favourite is dickhead.

The only one I can't stand is c##t. Can't even type it.

Most definitely Fuck

Also love the word TWAT hence the username. It seems such a simple word that sums up so many people. Not sure its a swear word though?

Cuntsatchel

It’s historical too, so we are being cultured!
First written down in 1503, in the form fukkit
Fuckin A!

Fuck, shit, damn are my standards and they adequately cover most scenarios for me, but I am also fond of "crap" as more suitable for some company.

Bugger and Bloody.

Fuck is a good one. As is Shit.

To be honest I don't think I've met a swear word I didn't like.

@SufferingJet

Cuntsatchel

Outstanding.

Cuntybollocks.

Flying fuck originally meant "sex had on horseback" c. 1800
😂

Ah, reading this thread I've realised there are two categories that spring up, situations/things and people. I don't use swear words for people.

Ooh cuntybollocks is good! I don’t like shit tho, I find it offensive!

Bugger is my everyday one. But fuck is my other go to. The others feel a bit forced when I use them.

Fuck and bollocks are the gold standard really but I am fond of saying "dick" (but pronounced deck) because it amuses.

I love the word cunt, let's be fair it's an astoundingly clever body part but I have trouble bringing myself to use it negatively, when can one use it positively though?

Fuck, fucking, fucked.