What’s your favourite swear word?

[biggirlknickers]

And least favourite?

My favourite is “bollocks”. I overuse it though. For every tiny mistake / dropping / forgetting incident. It rolls around the mouth beautifully

Not too keen on “bitch” because of context of use.

What’s yours?

Cunt is my favourite.

Cunt is amazing I agree. Surprises me when people say they don’t like it. Cunts.

Ballsack is a new one I’ve learned on this thread - will be storing it up for future usage!

'Piss' is my go to frustrated expletive.
'fucktard' is someone who has annoyed me massively.
And yes, I drop the 'C' word occasionally. Sorry. Not sorry 😉🎄

I work in a secondary school. My favourite teacher experience was when a grizzled Chemistry teacher, who had had a particularly trying morning, slammed into my office and managed to get "cunt" into a sentence as a noun, verb and adjective before politely asking for a biscuit.

Shite is my favourite but Fuck is a timeless classic.

Fuck!
@meow1989 many people would say bloody is swearing!

@wolfiefan I know but I need something! It was in equal parts hilarious and mortifying when ds started shouting about people being "bloody ratbags" full volume in a garden centre recently

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I felt very prim and proper saying “oh rude words” until I realised my kids would be telling all and sundry that mummy said “rude words”!

My favourite and most overused was probably fuck and fucking. It’s weird that since I’ve had dc swearing doesn’t come as naturally to me as it used to and it sounds odd coming out of my mouth now.

My least favourite, although not really a swear word, is fart. I can’t abide it. It’s feels so awkward and cringe. We say trump in this house

Mines arsehole. But I picked that up from my old boss who called everyone an arsehole. I rarely swear, so he was pretty delighted with himself when I picked that up from him.

Mine is bollocks. Love it, and it's so versatile as well.

It can be used in a plain old 'oh bollocks' way, 'that's bollocks' when someone is talking shit, 'it's bollocksed' if something is broken, if something is really good it's 'the bollocks' and, my favourite, you can give sosomeone 'a huge bollocking'.

Perfect.

@biggirlknickers ...if you like ballsack try ballbags .

"Oh ballbags" is DD's favourite (young adult, not a swearing toddler!)

Fuck. It's my favourite word generally. I like most swear words, I developed a bad habit in year 7 and 20 odd years later I've not given it up!

Cunt

I like it so much that I have a bangle inscribed with
'Sometimes It's Ok To Be A Cunt'

And I am, most of the time

Oh and Bollocks....that just rolls off the tongue quite nicely!

Wank face usually aimed at my oh 😂😂

Least favourite any of the derogatory ones to women - bitch, slut etc

Cuntychops.

This will out me if my colleagues are on here but I refer to a rival firm as 'Cuntychops and Co'. (They are deceitful underhand bastards).

Definitely bollocks.

I love the word Arse, it always makes me smile.
Can't get used to c**t becoming so common, and it feels very aggressive.

Bollocks

I also like calling people moronic bastards.

Pissflaps, so satisfying to say and suits so many situations. You can’t really aim it at someone though, more of a situational thing so it has its limitations.

Mine is bastard. Said with venom it sounds like the pinnacle of swearing, And it's less effort, just the one breath needed. I find it perfect for the stubbed toe, missing a step when going upstairs, burned sausage moments.

Bugger

and fuckadoodledoo

@MissMatty2hats

Pissflaps, so satisfying to say and suits so many situations. You can’t really aim it at someone though, more of a situational thing so it has its limitations.

This! 😆😆

@KissedintheDark

Mine is bastard. Said with venom it sounds like the pinnacle of swearing, And it's less effort, just the one breath needed. I find it perfect for the stubbed toe, missing a step when going upstairs, burned sausage moments.

Bastard only sounds good in a Sean Bean style northern accent. It just doesn't work for me with my crappy Southern tones.