What’s your favourite swear word?

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And least favourite?

My favourite is “bollocks”. I overuse it though. For every tiny mistake / dropping / forgetting incident. It rolls around the mouth beautifully

Not too keen on “bitch” because of context of use.

What’s yours?

Bastard only sounds good in a Sean Bean style northern accent. It just doesn't work for me with my crappy Southern tones

True, it can't have a posh southern ba R stard in it. It has to come from the soul. I'm a Midlander and I think from the midlands up we've made it our own.

Fucking Cunty Bollocks.

Fuckety fuck

Hate the C word....won't say it nor type it...vile word

Shite!
I"m scottish and it just sounds good

I'm also fond of describing unsavoury characters as a "pure Arsehole"

twat

Most used is fuckface twat head and least fav is cunt

Bollocks is my favourite
Bastard is least favourite. Not keen on cunt either

I've said "Bugger Shit Arsehole Crap" far too many times today.

It's very therapeutic, however.

Bollocks is brilliant but my all time fave is bugger!

Fucking slag is my favourite.

Feck it!

Favourite is fuck of course.

I dislike lots of swear words. Lots of them are so coarse.

You can't beat fuck. I'm rather fond of the occasional wankshaft, too.

Not keen on cunt... I have no problem with swearing, but never say that.

@WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks

For fucks sake.

So satisfying to say, even works when you say it under your breath

Agreed.

Also a fan of 'get fucked'

I heard the best bit of swearing in the street from a road builder once. Get ready to take note, you may want to save it for future use. Bloke was using one of those hand held diggers and it wasn't working properly.

"Oh fuck, the fucking fuckers fucked"

Bugger is my most used. And buggery, as in 'Away ta buggery'.

I also say shite a lot. It's very popular in NI. 'Away and shite' - like the above, it's a slightly politer(!) way of saying 'fuck off'.

A Glasgow favourite of bawbag for me

Here the word cunt can be used interchangeably with “person/people”

Eg “where is everycunt?”

Fuck I say it waaaay too much it's probably the only one I use. I always say it when I'm annoyed. Like if for fucks sake or why the duck have you done that, that's just fucking stupid and so on.

Bloody or shite

CUNT

Definitely fuck in all forms. For fucks sake is my favourite when annoyed.
Absolutely hate the c word though.

Shit / Dickhead

Shit is my number one, closely followed by fuck. Cunt is for especially arseholey people only. Piss is a delight, it rolls off tongue! I get a ridiculous amount of enjoyment from swearing

Add to that, 'creative' swearing, eg: fucknugget, shit the bed, knobby cockface...

Feck is more refined than fuck ( and its good enough for Father Ted)

Prick ( 2 Pints , Prick) Still Game

For anyone who annoys me when I drive , its CuntyChops