I was pondering this morning as I put my mascara on that I’d save a lot of time if I only had one eye like cyclops.
But then I wondered if I actually would since presumably my one eye would be a very big one.
And then I thought that my one big eye would allow me to see much better than my 2 small ones (I’m ridiculously short sighted). So even if it didn’t save me time doing my make up, it would generally serve me better in the being-able-to-see stakes.
Anyway, I didn’t manage to reach a satisfactory conclusion to my pondering so thought I’d seek out other opinions.