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What is your favourite conspiracy theory?

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julieca · 06/12/2021 21:38

I love the crazy conspiracy theories. So my favourite ones are that birds arent real and that Paul McCartney is dead and the man we see now is a lookalike.
What about you?

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AdmiralCain · 07/12/2021 09:58

Avril Lavigne Died and was replaced with a doppelganger

dropitlikeitsloth · 07/12/2021 10:00

Where do you get the B from in Omicron?

In true conspiracist style they added the B, making it ‘Omicron B’ to shoe horn it in to ‘No Crimbo’ even though they’re still (possibly) missing an H.

LetHimHaveIt · 07/12/2021 10:03

Clooney is very definitely bi, though I have no doubt it's a love match with Amal.

Smorgasborb · 07/12/2021 10:05

This one. I've spent many happy hours exploring

vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/sinister-sites-the-denver-international-airport/

WrongWayApricot · 07/12/2021 10:07

The illuminati messages in music videos, it's so elaborate. There's so much to love about conspiracy theories though. That they start off believable and then go crazy at the end. Like the wayfair conspiracy. 1) random oddly priced items there must be a reason - sure. 2) the items have the same name as missing kids - oh that's weird yeah. 3) it's a global sex trafficking site, when you buy a wardrobe for £5m they will send you a missing child - wtf?

I also love that they say a ton of scary stuff but never have a suggestion to fix it.

Illuminati has taken over the world and controls everything and we are all being used by the devil.

Um okay what should we do?

Idk 🤷‍♀️

Smorgasborb · 07/12/2021 10:10

The weirdest thing about Denver Airport (apart from the crazy stuff you can see) is the stories of building the underground tunnels. Not made to service the airport. All contractors were only commissioned to build a small piece at a time so no one could see the finished article and had to sign NDAs

I'm not woo at all but the Denver stories are very creepy.

DaphneDeloresMoorhead · 07/12/2021 10:15

@PPCD

Finland doesn't exist, it's a secret trade route.
Where the fuck did I spend my honeymoon then 😳
fournonblondes · 07/12/2021 10:15

@Riverlee

The covid vaccine contains chips that are tracking us.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/people-get-microchips-implanted-that-include-vaccine-records-amid-new-covid-restrictions/ar-AARrvQ7

Like what? Not with the vaccine but happening.

DaphneDeloresMoorhead · 07/12/2021 10:16

Freemen of the land nutters

MissPicky · 07/12/2021 10:17

That the moon isn't a real planet, its an observatory for aliens to 'watch us'......it's a satellite put there by other races...... very long youtube prog on it. Shock.......why did I watch it?

dibletdart · 07/12/2021 10:20

There's no B in Omicron

dropitlikeitsloth · 07/12/2021 10:20

I’ve just thought of another, that the vaccines are the Bibles mark of the beast. Something about the line, you can’t trade or buy without having one.

Shamoo · 07/12/2021 10:21

That Australia doesn’t exist and all Australians are actors. 😂

MissPicky · 07/12/2021 10:22

Oh and if you look at puctures of the North Pole there is a hole where the aliens come and go from earth...... presumably back to the moon??

BoredZelda · 07/12/2021 10:23

Omicron is an abbreviation for No Crimbo

No it isn’t.

I thought the Titanic one was proven to be true

No, titanic’s number was stamped in to all its parts and is seen on the wreckage. There was a part that had they Olympic number on it but the audit trail of why it was swapped is there. It also makes no sense as both ships were underinsured.

HesterShaw1 · 07/12/2021 10:25

@Smorgasborb

The weirdest thing about Denver Airport (apart from the crazy stuff you can see) is the stories of building the underground tunnels. Not made to service the airport. All contractors were only commissioned to build a small piece at a time so no one could see the finished article and had to sign NDAs

I'm not woo at all but the Denver stories are very creepy.

I've just read the link a PP provided. I'm stricken with horror! 😱
BoredZelda · 07/12/2021 10:27

There's so much to love about conspiracy theories though.

Yeah, but there is a lot to be concerned about too. The use of conspiracy theories to control, say, US politics is really dangerous.

Stuckhere2021 · 07/12/2021 10:28

@Soyouthought

Flat earth. It’s so logical but illogical at the same time. Rabbit hole
I don't know if it was made up or not (but still funny) but there was a Flat Earth Society group on Facebook and someone posted "we've got members all around the globe". Grin Grin Grin
seb342 · 07/12/2021 10:28

That the government would steal dead bodies to conduct tests, the government are testing mind control, the government purposely infected black people with syphilis to observe how it developed whilst under the pretence of offering them free medical treatment.

Oh wait, these sound ridiculous but are actually true. My bad.

Cattenberg · 07/12/2021 10:31

I’ve been to Helsinki, and took a day trip to Tallinn by ferry. Or so I thought...

There is a conspiracy theory that the oldest person who ever lived, Jeanne Calment, didn’t actually live to 122. Allegedly, her daughter took over her identity when she died.

I wonder if this one could actually be true. A person living to 122 when no one else has ever been known to reach 120 seems statistically very improbable. After all, only about 1 in 1,000 centenarians make it to 110.

LindaEllen · 07/12/2021 10:31

@Riverlee

The covid vaccine contains chips that are tracking us.
I love this one. As if they'd need to do that - we all voluntarily carry phones that track us anyway!
Stuckhere2021 · 07/12/2021 10:31

There is a system of underground tunnels under New York which Hilary Clinton uses to smuggle out kidnapped children onto boats to take them to a global paedophile ring. BIL believes this (also an anti-vaxxer) and "can't wait" until it is exposed and he has the last laugh.

Wayfair are selling wardrobes with missing children inside which is why some of the wardrobes are cheap and some are £££s (my daughter sadly believes this!)

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 07/12/2021 10:34

Our TVs emit a jarring sound at a frequency we can't actually hear, but it is deliberately set to unsettle us, and make us feel slothful and end up stuck to the sofa watching shit.

There have been documented studies since the 50s about subliminal messages in TV broadcasts - to the extent that laws were brought in to ban/regulate it.

Conspiracy theories presume so much coherent organisation at a high level of government - as if that''s evident at any other time

The thing is, though, that although we gleefully observantly point out all the areas where governments display huge incompetence, to give them credit, governing a country is a massive undertaking that they largely manage very well indeed. To be fair, I think governing a country with 50% success and smoothness would take such immense skill, it truly blows my mind how that can be co-ordinated - and, in spite of all the foul-ups, things are probably run functionally well in reality at least 80% of the time.

There's also the suggestion of the Hegelian Dialectic - where in order to manipulate things to the result that you wish to achieve, you first invent a problem and then 'solve' it. That's one of the accusations levelled at 9/11 wrt the Patriot Act.

I've also wondered about a theory that the government might have deliberately engineered a way of increasing taxes on petrol, by mandating bulking out each litre of actual petrol with 5% of rubbish - on the pretext of helping the environment, even though this just leads to 5% extra tanker journeys, a 5% (or more, if the added stuff causes problems) increase in the amount of litres bought and arguably making cars wear out and need repairs sooner. But that one's obviously just a wacko theory.

ErrolTheDragon · 07/12/2021 10:35

@dropitlikeitsloth

I’ve just thought of another, that the vaccines are the Bibles mark of the beast. Something about the line, you can’t trade or buy without having one.
There's a thread on the CV board which when I looked at the end of last nigh had a chunk of Revelations in Greek pasted into it. ConfusedHmm
timestheyarechanging · 07/12/2021 10:35

My partner completely believes that Paul McCartney died in a car crash and was replaced by Billy Shears (a look a like to dupe fans). He shows me photos of Paul with Jane Asher and how his height changed and his face is different. I cannot be bothered to argue so just roll my eyes!
Why would they do a cover up like that, just announce the tragic death and replace him? Makes no sense to me - partner is totally sucked in.

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