At home all inclusive

[puginamug]

My friend's holiday has been cancelled at the last minute.

She is coming to stay with us or a couple of days instead.

I wanted to recreate the all inclusive experience for her, but I've never been on one!

What should I include.

I'm thinking buffet breakfast, lunch and drinks on the work surface.

It's more a gesture than anything else so can be as silly as you like!

Hide a smart speaker in her room and play air conditioning noise, random doors banging and loud drunken voices in the night.

Great thread

A tray out of pastries. All day. For her to take when she fancies.

Bottled water by her bed and a turn down service every night. Put chocolate on pillow.

Make a door hanging saying “service please” on one side and on the other “please do not disturb”

A room service menu. Left on her bed for when she arrives.

Update! She's on her way.

We have signs up, hot tub is in situ, pina colada in the fridge.

Tiny cans of pop on the bedside table and the crowing glory.

I've even made a Spotify playlist involving Una Paloma Blanca.

I also have pastries in the freezer for tomorrow

And a waffle station.

Omg can I be your friend too?

Amazing, what a lovely friend you are.

Those swans 🤣🤣🤣

Can u please be my friend?

You are AWESOME

On her last day, make sure your friend is not travelling home until about 23:00 but chuck her out of her room at midday and cut off her wrist band.

Then totally trash your bathroom and leave old shampoo and shit, broken hairdryer and wet towels everywhere as the "curtesy suite" €25 each.

Love it!! Can I come and stay?!?

Hope the playlist is on repeat! Volare, Birdie song, Agadoo ?

Demand her passport on arrival and lock.it away untill her departure date
Clean her room at random intervals whilst talking loudly in Spanish
Everytime she takes a trip out of your front door get your neighbours to offer to braid her hair
Sprinkle just a little bit of sand everywhere just enough to be annoying ie on the bed sheets

Actually we've just had our patio repointed so everywhere is quite 'gritty'

Wow this is amazing! I love the swans

This is wonderful

Haha brilliant swans. You’re a fab friend!

Wonderful!

Has the football been mentioned yet? It's not a holiday unless there's been a bit of Mancs v Scousers banter brawl

Amazing swans!

You're such a lovely friend.

You are awesome - love the swans

Hope breakfast went well ?

When she's outside by the hot tub make sure someone goes round asking her if she'd like to partake of the spa offer.

Remove all toiletries when tidying bathroom and only give small towels out

How did it go? Or is she staying a while?