Can someone explain what my son saw?

[WitchesInTheWoods]

My DS (14) and his friends went for a walk deep in the woods yesterday. They came across four people standing in a circle with candles and markings on the ground. Two were dressed in all black, very smart, like priests. The other two were in normal clothes and were bleeding from their arms. My son said he saw them cut themselves, they were mumbling something inaudible while the two in all black held their arms in the air and chanted. When they realised they were being watched one of the people in black told the boys they were going to cut their heads off if they don’t leave. I know it’s true because one of the kids filmed it and I’ve watched it. Wtf!?

[m1shap3]

Does the DM say what her son saw?

[OrangeJuiceAndNoodles]

No @M1shap3

It basically just regurgitates what we've all said. One of my comments was used

[m1shap3]

Oh. I'm still waiting to find out

[MyrtlethePurpleTurtle]

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

This is a parenting forum populated largely by frazzled, middle class premenopausal women. We've been excitedly arguing about a second hand changing bag in a charity shop for several weeks now. The chances of any of us having insider knowledge of satanic forest rituals are quite slim, tbh.

😂

[SilverBirchWithout]

Does the DM article include Jesusinthecampervan’s post?
If not that really is crap journalism🤣

[DeadButDelicious]

It wasn't these fellas was it OP?

[AlfonsoTheDinosaur]

@SilverBirchWithout

Does the DM article include Jesusinthecampervan’s post?
If not that really is crap journalism🤣

Regrettably, no. I blame a failure of imagination on the part of the Daily Mail.

[AlfonsoTheDinosaur]

@ohthestruggles

We have a woods down the road from our house, really quite deep and dark. Since reading this thread I quick step past it when walking the dog, just incase there is a casserole sacrifice thing happening.

I suspect the dog would let you know if a casserole was involved.

[CandyLeBonBon]

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

Sorry, what?

This thread's in the Daily Mail

And in the Brighton Argus! Oh the heady heights!

[justasking111]

Which is WHY I didn't discuss the naked moon baths in our local woods you just know the media will hump on it

[DontBiteTheBoobThatFeedsYou]

Well you made The Argus OP.

[Hoardersontour]

My guess would be freemasons.

[Allergictoironing]

@Hoardersontour

My guess would be freemasons.

WTF made you think Freemasons of all things?

All male
Meet indoors
No blood letting rituals
Wear trousers with dinky little aprons.

[iklboo]

My guess would be freemasons.

My guess is you know nothing about Freemasons.

[SatsumaPumpkinFace]

@Hoardersontour

My guess would be freemasons.

Freemasons?

[Hawkins001]

@Hoardersontour

My guess would be freemasons.

What's your evidence to support this perspective please ?

[Hoardersontour]

Are you serious 🤣🤣🤣

[HerRoyalWitchyness]

Freemasons

[Hopeisallineed]

Yep. Definitely Freemasons and their pesky blood-letting ceremonies. 😂

[evtheria]

@justasking111
I like the sound of naked moon bathing!

[MagpieMary]

@Hopeisallineed

Yep. Definitely Freemasons and their pesky blood-letting ceremonies. 😂

Surely they wouldn’t be threatening people though? I think that highly unlikely. I doubt too that their ceremonies would be conducted in a wood!

[Hopeisallineed]

@MagpieMary it was a joke, hence the crying with laughing emoji! I don’t believe for a minute it’s Freemasons.

[iklboo]

I like the sound of naked moon bathing!

Sod that for a game of soldiers. It's too bloody freezing to wander about sky clad at the minute.

[JudyGemstone]

“Dancingonmoonlight
JudyGemstone
I’m not that well informed but isn’t satanism more about the separation of church and state when it comes to law making in society?

So more akin to a fancier type or atheism than devil worship? As most satanists don’t believe in God or the devil and don’t believe laws should be based upon the assumption that they exist (see abortion laws in the US/Republic or Ireland).

I think YOU need to read about the abortion laws in Republic of Ireland.”

Bit rude. I was saying that Satanists would be against abortion laws being based on religious beliefs as is the case in those countries. Not sure what you thought.

[Dancingonmoonlight]

I was saying that Satanists would be against abortion laws being based on religious beliefs as is the case in those countries

Can you elaborate on the particular abortion laws you are referring to?
The abortion laws in ROI are not dissimilar to the UK.