What are you jealous of? (Lighthearted)

[ItsAChalkengingWank]

I've just spent 4 hours + mowing my lawns and one of them is on an incline. As I hadn't done it for 6 weeks or so it was long and it's taken me ages to get it short today. I know it's my own fault btw

Anyway, while I was red faced, sweaty and pushing my mower through the long grass on sodding said incline, neighbour comes and mows his well manicured garden on his ride on mower. I am v v v jealous! I want a ride on mower!! Can't afford

What are you jealous of?

I can crochet and sew to an expert level but I would love to be able to knit to the same standard.

I can knit but find it difficult to focus on whereas I can crochet in the dark it’s so easy!

People with a cleaner! I hate, hate, hate housework.

People who have partners who carry their share of the mental load.

@Noshowwithoutpunch

People who have partners who carry their share of the mental load.

I haven't yet come across someone this lucky. I think it's an urban myth that such a partner exists. I am also jealous of this.

I'm jealous of people who are just naturals
at driving, parking etc and don't get anxious every time they have to drive anywhere they don't know really well!

My husband right now. He weekly commutes (in the Army). He went away early Monday. DD developed Covid symptoms on Friday, (Positive test). So I have to stay at home for the next week and a bit... whereas he has two weekends with no responsibility whatsoever in his work accommodation, with friends.

Fortunately both children are well. But they are bouncing off the walls. He already knows that in two weekends time, I'm the one allowed out.

My friend has just got an au pair.
I'm seriously jealous.

Anyone with a nice car / car worth more than £5,000+

I’ve never had a car that cost more than £4,000
Yet the roads are full of cars that cost £20k plus.

@MaybeAMoaner

Anyone with a nice car / car worth more than £5,000+

I’ve never had a car that cost more than £4,000
Yet the roads are full of cars that cost £20k plus.

All on finance

Well,most!

Women with lovely MILs

People that can sing. In my head I’m Mariah, in reality I’m a bag of cats being banged against the wall wishing someone would find a speedy and painless death.

People who are natural early birds and get stuff done in the morning and are just ready for the day. I force myself to get up early and doing the school run is an ORDEAL every ruddy time because me, DH and both DCs are night owls.

People who can afford to live in a nice house and have new things. I just scrape a mortgage!

I’m jealous of you with your multiple lawns that take 4 hours to mow!

People who see food merely as fuel, and not a 'treat'.

People my age who planned well, financially, and have retired.

People who are thin!
And eat whatever they want....

People with interfering mils...mine couldn't be less interested in us

I'm jealous of people who can do normal everyday tasks without having a breakdown inside their head. I'm terrifed when ordering in a restaurant, or trying to pull onto a roundabout, or making a phone call. It's so horrible spending your life in utter panic.

My partners abillity to fall asleep in 10 mins, im usually awake into the early hours.

people with A Good Eye, who can put together outfits or home renovations in a way I'd never have thought of, but look brilliant. everything I do is either boring or hodgepodge.

Women that can glide along in beautiful heeled shoes and look amazing...
I have as much grace and poise as a rhino stood only on their back legs. I look pretty ridiculous in dainty beautiful shoes.

@Noshowwithoutpunch

People who have partners who carry their share of the mental load.

This.

Almost everyone!