Just found out what I ordered online on Saturday night

[Chipperfish]

I had a rare night out with colleagues on Saturday (the first since before COVID), with 2-3 drinks involved. When I got home DH and I had a single drink together and chattered about a few things we needed to sort out. And apparently during this chat I ordered something online, which I had completely forgotten about until this morning when the email confirming the order arrived.

No prizes but much kudos to the person who guesses right/closest!

Someone to clean your oven pre Christmas.

At least you didn't book yourself into a care home or something!

10 bags of compost

A life sized cardboard cut out of a policeman

a toilet brush

Christmas decor designer/putter Upper?
Marie Kondo franchisee to declutter your house?
Kitchen measurer/quote person?

I ordered a head at the start of lockdown, which coincided with my DH bottling some home made wine. Apparently I fancied learning how to plait hair and do up-dos. Recently booked to have fillers in my lip lines while under the influence

Cleaners

Male stripper?

Dammit, I was hoping you’d soon be enjoying a life size cut out of wee Jimmie Krankie!

Face cream

A single foot slipper

A Bass Guitar
A Japanese Kimono
A set of headlights for Lotus Elise.... am I warm ?

A divorce?

Hello fresh

I had a couple of gins the other night and bought an ironing board. We've had our first and only ironing board for nearly 20 years, and it was left behind in our first home by the previous owners, presumably because it was so crap. Why we've clung on to it for so long is a mystery.

I clearly needed alcohol to throw caution to the wind

Victorian bloomers?
A flute?
A jade vagina egg?

Just going through a list of my own deunk purchases here.

A boat?

The last one was my partner

If you're anything like me it was a tin of paint.

DIY Colonic irrigator?

Ear syringe?

Chimney sweep so it is ready for Santa😁

A curtain bus? Well, at least it’s practical and will come in handy!

I once drunkenly emailed my DC’s school and offered a fairly substantial (by my budget!) donation to buy some school equipment. It’s a local state primary, so not like it’s a private school where donations are the norm. When I opened the gushing reply I had no recollection of it at all! I sent the original email at half one on a Sunday morning - apparently.

I also once put in a rather adventurous order to Love Honey when I was 2 sheets to the wind. I was so embarrassed when it arrived in the cold light of day, that I’ve never opened it!

Read the thread people!

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A new car? At least that is what I wish I could order.

A Dyson