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Just found out what I ordered online on Saturday night

241 replies

Chipperfish · 20/09/2021 08:19

I had a rare night out with colleagues on Saturday (the first since before COVID), with 2-3 drinks involved. When I got home DH and I had a single drink together and chattered about a few things we needed to sort out. And apparently during this chat I ordered something online, which I had completely forgotten about until this morning when the email confirming the order arrived.

No prizes but much kudos to the person who guesses right/closest!

OP posts:
3luckystars · 20/09/2021 10:41

Oh sorry I didn’t see the update. Have fun!

PeonyRose80 · 20/09/2021 10:43

lakeland heated airer
ironing board cover
steamer

SpikeyFloof · 20/09/2021 10:43

I was going to guess naked cleaner. It's a real thing apparently.

MintyGreenDream · 20/09/2021 10:43

I signed up for race for life 3k when pissed on Friday night...its this Sunday.

Doubledoorsontogarden · 20/09/2021 10:48

Coffee

Zebracat · 20/09/2021 10:58

Dishwasher

waterproofed · 20/09/2021 11:10

Fuck me, that’s dull

KittenKong · 20/09/2021 11:11

3k... a bit underwhelming. But good for you! Do you need to get sponsorship?

REP22 · 20/09/2021 11:12

I bet they do really lovely curtains though. D'you think they'll come on the Vengabus? Wink

Seriously, money well-spent.

Sally090807 · 20/09/2021 11:14

A bread maker ?

Original poster
Chipperfish · 20/09/2021 11:17

waterproofed - yes, thats how i am feeling too Blush

OP posts:
wishingchair1 · 20/09/2021 11:20

air conditioning service or sewage tank.

ooh pool cleaner

DuchessAnnogovia · 20/09/2021 11:27

My DP has a bad habit of ' drunk ordering' I've now got Shitty Little Owl, he ordered a pair of punk tartan trousers, in a size that he'd have to oil himself up to get into, a brooch that was so hideous it went to the charity shop. On the other had I've also received some perfume I've been after for ages, and new glassware.

Badabingbadabum · 20/09/2021 11:30

Please, OP, take a photo of this curtain bus when it turns up!

Tarcietiger · 20/09/2021 11:36

Garden turf

beigebrownblue · 20/09/2021 11:38

Lamboutins

waterproofed · 20/09/2021 11:40

Ah, Chipperfish I now feel mean.

I have not bought anything remotely interesting since at least 2011.

At least you have the Scooby Doo suit glory days to look back on Wink

shinynewapple21 · 20/09/2021 11:41

@3GreenPullups

I like the idea of a curtain bus!

I once bought a baby grand piano off ebay when pissed. Never mind that I do not play the piano and lived in a bedsit on the third floor at the time.

GrinGrin

What happened ?

Adaeasypeeler · 20/09/2021 11:52

Someone to clean a penis beaker?

3GreenPullups · 20/09/2021 11:53

@shinynewapple21 I asked the very kind vendor to keep it until I could think of what to do with it.

never picked it up. (Never asked for my money back either as was too embarrassed.)

It cost a fortune, but has probably saved me a fortune as now I have a 'no ebaying when plonkered' rule.

TheShadoutCrepes · 20/09/2021 11:54

Bird bath

Dipsydoodlenoodle · 20/09/2021 11:57

An iron

ShowOfHands · 20/09/2021 12:00

Doesn't matter that you've revealed your awkward curtains to MN, in true Can't Be Arsed To Read The Updates fashion, the suggestions will continue now.

In that spirit, did you order a Brian Blessed lookalike to brighten up next Tuesday?

Nickmoooooo · 20/09/2021 12:05

You opened a starling bank bank account

Anjo2011 · 20/09/2021 12:46

A Christmas tree