Just found out what I ordered online on Saturday night

[Chipperfish]

I had a rare night out with colleagues on Saturday (the first since before COVID), with 2-3 drinks involved. When I got home DH and I had a single drink together and chattered about a few things we needed to sort out. And apparently during this chat I ordered something online, which I had completely forgotten about until this morning when the email confirming the order arrived.

No prizes but much kudos to the person who guesses right/closest!

I once got drunk and ordered a three headed vibrator. . Sent it back unopened ha ha

Oh and last time I got drunk I ordered loads of pyjamas ha ha
I reckon you bought a karcher window vac

Gardener?
Cleaner?
Personal trainer?

Just saw the updates. A personal trainer?

Ok, boxes are done, and youve all kept me going through another interminable morning of cleaning and organising
Hopefully this doesnt disappoint anyone too much
(Am not in the uk - if this helps)

Apparently I have arranged a visit from 'The curtain bus' which is a travelling consulting/design service who specialize in solutions for awkward windows. And yes, they literally turn up in a bus.

I reckon you have contacted my brother and he will be bringing a selection of freshly picked organic vegetables to your door.

christmas tree decorator?

But some of these are really good ideas! I think I will plan my next drunk order more carefully...

Oh, too late :)
Curtains would not have been my next guess.

I would never have guessed that!
Someone to look after your curtains Ooooeerrrrr missus!

A bus… for curtains… intriguing! 🚌

I would never have guessed that either

What the hell has happened to me that coming home tipsy and having a snuggle on the sofa leads to... interior design solutions?

I was thinking curtains as I've recently had some done for an awkward bay window but I didn't know there was a bus involved.

@Chipperfish

Ok, boxes are done, and youve all kept me going through another interminable morning of cleaning and organising Hopefully this doesnt disappoint anyone too much (Am not in the uk - if this helps)

Apparently I have arranged a visit from 'The curtain bus' which is a travelling consulting/design service who specialize in solutions for awkward windows. And yes, they literally turn up in a bus.

Fabulous! I'd love that. We've got odd-shaped bay windows and the previous owner just put straight rods across which cut off each bay once the curtains are pulled.

Not to mention the radiators behind the curtains. 🤦🏻‍♀️

We need a photo of the bus when it comes!!!

I think it was the idea of the bus that may have seduced me, in fairness.

Im sure I could have found a curtain company without this added extra.

A set of dumbells

(Does the bus have curtains?)

Meta question, TheInebriati, that I sadly cannot answer yet.
We find out next week...

Is it like the 'bus' that goes to the French markets and opens out to be a display unit?

I like the idea of a curtain bus!

I once bought a baby grand piano off ebay when pissed. Never mind that I do not play the piano and lived in a bedsit on the third floor at the time.

DH deleted his eBay account in shame after drunk-buying a pirate chest. It looked cheap but it was supposed to be shipped down from the Orkneys at some absolutely eye-watering price. He had to grovel to the seller to cancel the order the next morning!!

When I was a kid, our elderly neighbours had an Army green Morris Minor that was their pride and joy. It had net curtains in the back windows, and a lace edged antimacassar across the back seat.

Come on - it might have had treasure in it!!!

Robotic vacuum cleaner