Just found out what I ordered online on Saturday night

[Chipperfish]

I had a rare night out with colleagues on Saturday (the first since before COVID), with 2-3 drinks involved. When I got home DH and I had a single drink together and chattered about a few things we needed to sort out. And apparently during this chat I ordered something online, which I had completely forgotten about until this morning when the email confirming the order arrived.

No prizes but much kudos to the person who guesses right/closest!

[fatchilli123]

Ooooo curtain bus sounds awesome . I need them

[HarriR]

A pizza oven

[Lively123]

Steam window cleaner or a robotic mop

[Ineke]

Just read thread, curtains it is then. That’s a very sensible drunken order, and at least you still get to choose the design, and fun too coming over in a bus.

[Ineke]

An oven clean?

[Lulu49]

Someone to come clean your oven

[ellyeth]

a robot vacuum cleaner

[Ericaequites]

Sewing machine
Air fryer
Fraternity size box of condoms?

[mellicauli]

Good idea - I lived in a house with triangular bedroom windows. We had "curtains" made of cut up cardboard boxes for the entire 7 years we lived there.

[Treesandsheepeverywhere]

@Etinox

Long handled dustpan and brush.
Mine gives me joy ☺️

Which one do you have please? I need it in my life!

[tomorrowalready]

an indoor trampoline.

[amispeakingenglish]

googled curtain bus and just got curtains for camper vans and things in Curtain Rd!!

[Lalliella]

@Chipperfish

Ok, boxes are done, and youve all kept me going through another interminable morning of cleaning and organising
Hopefully this doesnt disappoint anyone too much
(Am not in the uk - if this helps)

Apparently I have arranged a visit from 'The curtain bus' which is a travelling consulting/design service who specialize in solutions for awkward windows. And yes, they literally turn up in a bus.

Woah, awesome! I want them to come to my house!

[Timetoretiretospain]

House deep clean

[KellyABC]

A standing desk?

[Elit]

A Dyson

[Perplexedmuch]

A new car? At least that is what I wish I could order.

[GorgonzolaSouffle]

Read the thread people!

There’s 222 messages.

[MazzleDazzle]

A curtain bus? Well, at least it’s practical and will come in handy!

I once drunkenly emailed my DC’s school and offered a fairly substantial (by my budget!) donation to buy some school equipment. It’s a local state primary, so not like it’s a private school where donations are the norm. When I opened the gushing reply I had no recollection of it at all! I sent the original email at half one on a Sunday morning - apparently.

I also once put in a rather adventurous order to Love Honey when I was 2 sheets to the wind. I was so embarrassed when it arrived in the cold light of day, that I’ve never opened it!

[Redsquirrel5]

Chimney sweep so it is ready for Santa😁

[Blendabrethin]

Ear syringe?

[WinterCarlisle]

DIY Colonic irrigator?

[perfectasalways]

If you're anything like me it was a tin of paint.

[Blendabrethin]

Victorian bloomers?
A flute?
A jade vagina egg?

Just going through a list of my own deunk purchases here.

A boat?

The last one was my partner