Just found out what I ordered online on Saturday night

[Chipperfish]

I had a rare night out with colleagues on Saturday (the first since before COVID), with 2-3 drinks involved. When I got home DH and I had a single drink together and chattered about a few things we needed to sort out. And apparently during this chat I ordered something online, which I had completely forgotten about until this morning when the email confirming the order arrived.

No prizes but much kudos to the person who guesses right/closest!

You had three drinks and can't remember ordering things online ?? Gosh I wish I was that lightweight 🤣

The best thing I read someone order when drunk was a trip to NYC. Hoping it’s something as fun as that??

Bet it’s a pony.

One of those weird rubber toilet brushes??

Fish tank?

Professional chef for a special anniversary/occasion?

Sorry - not rubber but silicone?

Robot lawnmower.
Next on my list to get.

Wish I had thought of a professional unpacker weeks ago....

Powerhose the driveway?
Clear the gutters?
Shampoo carpets/upholstery?
Clean drains?

@LookItsMeAgain

Sorry - not rubber but silicone?

I bought one of those. Biggest waste of £3.49, it doesn't even get under the rim.

Chiropodist.
Massuer [sp]
Mobile hairdresser.

Kittykat93 - this is the problem, I am not only a lightweight now but my enthusiastic drunk purchase was

Someone to do a professional deep clean?

Practical and lightweight? If its something really boring like a new duvet you'll be lynched. Lynched!

@Thelnebriati - if it doesn't go under the rim then it's not the one I'm talking about...these are advertised on FB and social media sites and come up as adverts on Instagram and they are supposed to be the bees knees when it comes to lavatorial cleaning products.

A pre-lit and pre-decorated Christmas Tree???

I've won haven't I?? It's got to be either the toilet brush or the christmas tree....

Wheely bin cleaning service
Chimney sweep
Gutter clearing
Drain clearing

Car valet?

@MrsRobbieHart yessssss that's him, Brian from Hull, oh the fun we could have had hahahahahahahah
Love the idea of a pre-lit decorated Christmas tree though

slow cooker
French butter crock (because we did this recently - total waste of £35)
Something hand made from a smith e.g. to hang coats off

a zester for citrus peel?

garlic press?

apple corer

nutcracker?

Some anti-ick cream.

Gardener

I missed the update where the OP said that someone would be arriving to her house to provide a service.

It's a violin player who will play music while you eat at your home cooked anniversary meal?

That or maybe it's someone who will come and decorate your house for Christmas (i.e. put up your tree, hang those decorations) and they'll come back in January and take down all of the decorations too?