Just found out what I ordered online on Saturday night

[Chipperfish]

I had a rare night out with colleagues on Saturday (the first since before COVID), with 2-3 drinks involved. When I got home DH and I had a single drink together and chattered about a few things we needed to sort out. And apparently during this chat I ordered something online, which I had completely forgotten about until this morning when the email confirming the order arrived.

No prizes but much kudos to the person who guesses right/closest!

I wonder if the bus will have all colourful curtains at all it's windows, as a great advertising feature.

My next guess was going to be a shutter fitting service. I would not have guessed a curtain bus! I'm a bit jealous, tbh, it sounds more exciting than my ready made Markie's ones.
I think you need to get the prosecco in so you're in the right reckless mood for curtain selecting

Slanket

@SoupDragon

I once had a surprise horse head mask arrive after a night in the pub.

This has to be a great story! LOL

I can't remember exactly how the conversation went but Amazon and it's easy to use app has a lot to answer to 😂 The mask has given me many laughs.

I am just glad that you got an confirmation email. It would have been rather comically if a curtain bus turned up and you were not expecting them.

Washing machine

I rather like the idea of a "curtain bus", though am getting mired in solutions for VW campervans when trying to find its details.

Is it a double decker or just a minibus sized?

It will give your new neighbours something to talk about, anyway.

@Chipperfish

More in the nature of a service rather than an item

Sex robot?

@waterproofed

Fuck me, that’s dull

This.

Set of silicone toilet brushes?

The curtain bus sounds expensive...

I once paid £100 for curtain advice during a very demented period in my life. Curtain lady turned up to our shit-hole house and I wasn't in. I didn't reschedule and lost the £100.

I don't know what I was thinking. I don't even drink and at that point the house needed a full re-wire and the downstairs loo kept overflowing sewage into the hallway. Designer curtains were not the solution.

@LegoCaltrops

A new dining table, weighing half a tonne, which comes preassembled, & which is too large to fit through any of your doors.

I did this! Wasn't Pre assembled but as a 10 seater was a bit large for my then 2 bed flat.

Loved that table. For years it was the most expensive thing I owned.

Oooh I love the idea of a curtain bus, I hope it's a double decker that comes screeching round the corner on two wheels, honking it's horn, then magically expands to show you their wares,like the Harry Potter bus
Anything less will be a disappointment

An iron?

More cushions

An American fridge/freezer

@Chipperfish
A budgie?

Landscape gardener

A naked butler.

Chimney sweep.
Gutter cleaner.
Driveway layer.

Dd got the complete set of Harry Potter Books. In French. Unfortunately not one of the languages she is fluent in.

Hangover remedy?

Chef/caterer for a party