Just found out what I ordered online on Saturday night

[Chipperfish]

I had a rare night out with colleagues on Saturday (the first since before COVID), with 2-3 drinks involved. When I got home DH and I had a single drink together and chattered about a few things we needed to sort out. And apparently during this chat I ordered something online, which I had completely forgotten about until this morning when the email confirming the order arrived.

No prizes but much kudos to the person who guesses right/closest!

Pet therapist?

A new Christmas tree- service where they come and erect it for you ?

More wine/alcohol

robot lawn mower

A full on window clean. Windows, doors, fascias, soffits. The whole shebang.

I remember a huge night out with a friend the day she landed from a trip to America, we woke up the next day and she was still drunk (she'd just come back from hols, where she'd had an epic holiday romance she was very sad about ending, hence our wild night out to cheer her up!).

I was only in the shower for 5mins that morning, by the time I'd gotten back in the room she'd drunk Expedia'd herself a return trip back to America to go see her crush (I shouldn't have left her with access to my laptop!!). Omg. She then proceeded to drunk voicemail him telling him the good news that she was coming back and he was mortified, didn't pick up, didn't see her during her 2nd trip out there aside from a v awkward coffee meeting once, apparently. Holiday romances best kept to the holiday!!

Not sure I could handle a gigolo, if I cant manage 3 drinks in an evening!

We've recently moved house - so I can imagine if a biddable and attractive young specimen turned up offering physical services for my pleasure I would probably get him to cut the hedges and take down the old shed....

One of those organising/ decluttering services ?

@Chipperfish

Not to clean the oven, but somebody will arrive to provide a service And Im quite pleased about it

I need to know the answer 😂

It can't be that bad, you'd only had 3 drinks! How do you not remember

Cleaner?

There are a few who are close, but no one has hit the right answer yet.

These threads are never fun if they go on for too long, so I will post the answer after I have unpacked 2 more boxes...

A new camera
New photo frames

drain cleaning or gutter cleaning.

You've hired a bicycle repair man?

New carpets?

A spesh massage from that man from Birmingham who tried to seduce the laydz on here

Or have you just booked a house cleaner?

Someone to clean out the gutters and/or tidy the garden?

A milkman
A hairdresser
A nanny

I thought bicycle repairman just turns up when you need him?

New boots!

@StopPickingMyCherries

A spesh massage from that man from Birmingham who tried to seduce the laydz on here

Yes!! Brian from Hull with his yoni hands

Professional unpacker?

A home decorating/dressing service.