Just found out what I ordered online on Saturday night

[Chipperfish]

I had a rare night out with colleagues on Saturday (the first since before COVID), with 2-3 drinks involved. When I got home DH and I had a single drink together and chattered about a few things we needed to sort out. And apparently during this chat I ordered something online, which I had completely forgotten about until this morning when the email confirming the order arrived.

No prizes but much kudos to the person who guesses right/closest!

Missed the update! Window cleaner. A Marie kondo declutter. A carpet cleaning service. A visiting Thai massage. Someone to clean your oven. An interior designer. Bespoke sofa covers. Bespoke sofa. Pet sitting for a non existent pet.

Did you book someone to come clean your oven? That’s exactly the thing I would think ‘I can do that myself’ sober and ‘fuck that I’m getting someone else to do it’ when I’m drunk!

You're getting the driveway power-washed.

I once paid a bloke to do this using cash that my parents had given me for my 50th birthday. DH and the parents thought this was a perfectly acceptable use of my birthday money; I didn't and later replaced the cash and spent it on a necklace.

Or you're getting massages or marriage counselling.

Air fryer.

Teasmade

An oven cleaning service

My money’s on oven cleaning.

Lottery tickets? Well that’s what I spent money on Saturday night drinking after deciding my life was crap and it was the only way out. I have several tickets spread out over the week ! Here’s hoping

Carpet deep clean service?

Oh, services.
Kick-boxing classes?

Sports car
kettlebells
Soda stream

I was once with a friend of mine as she waited for an eBay auction for a Mazda MX5 to end. She’d bid on it after a few drinks, and was the only bidder until the last few seconds. She was sniped, and delighted about it!

One of those food kit things where you can create a nice meal in minutes.

Not to clean the oven, but somebody will arrive to provide a service
And Im quite pleased about it

car valet

Carpet cleaner?

Long handled dustpan and brush.
Mine gives me joy ☺️

Gutter cleaning ?

Is someone coming to declutter you?

@LagganBubble

Is someone coming to declutter you?

Is that a euphemism?

Hit man from the dark web? You're going to dispose of your husband, and use his life insurance to fund your online shopping sprees.

Pension adviser

You’re getting your colours done

No idea but I need to book an oven clean, it is desperately in need.

Mobile hairdresser?

Gigolo? Or carpet cleaning. Hard to decide which would be more exciting.

@Chipperfish

Nothing alive, thank goodness, no kittens horses or strippers expected

I'm sad about this...

Rolex, electric mower and a years supply of toilet roll?

A massage? With a happy ending. Oh sorry did you say not fun? Double glazing.