I had a sex dream about the weirdest person last night

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Captain Hook

Not even the young sexy one from Once Upon A Time but the weird evil one from Peter Pan.

It was bizarre. I don’t even like him and I haven’t watched Peter Pan in years!

What’s your weirdest person to have a sex dream about?

The cartoon one?! Or dustin hoffman or hugh jackman?.... There’s a difference 🤣

I had a Don Draper one but he was all emotional and sad not forceful and cool- felt like a waste

I keep having a recurring sex dream about a local postie. He’s very fit and has a nice sun tan 😀
But also in my defence (or maybe not 🙄) my DH used to be a tall, fit, tanned postie. He’s still tall, fit and tanned. But I think I miss seeing him in his postie uniform 🙈

The cartoon one…I know. It’s awful

I had a sex dream about the taller of the Hairy Bikers once.

Last night I dreamed that DH ran off with a woman named Linda. My goodness he got told off when I woke up!

Robbie Williams. For a number of years I had a recurring dream that ran as a storyline where I met him, became his girlfriend, had a robust sex kid with him and we were a very happy couple!

In reality I am a lot older than him, have no interest in him or his music whatsoever, am not attracted to him but feel that I know him so well from my dreams that if I did meet him I would feel that I actually did know him!

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The cartoon one…I know. It’s awful

🤣🤣🤣

Gene Simmons(band, Kiss) can't stand the bloke. The sex was great!

Nothing like a bit of hate to ignite passion

My post should say ‘robust sex life’ not sex kid!

Last week I dreamed I married Phil Mitchell!!

Very very real!

When I was pregnant with DD2 I kept having sex dreams about Eminem for the first few months.
I can still remember some and she's 20 this week

Jesus.

@Brollywasntneededafterall

Last week I dreamed I married Phil Mitchell!! Very very real!

That's so weird I was going to say my sister when she was pregnant dreamt about Phil Mitchell . 😂😂

Bill Clinton .. No. never fancied him. Not my type at all. Must be channeling my inner Monica . He was quite good though... and their was a table involved . Not sure if it was the actual Oval Office though. Sex dreams can be sparse on the aesthetic detail !

Vernon Kay when he was in the jungle. I really dislike him but the lingering "feelings" of me being crazy about him in my dream had me so confused I had to stop watching im a celeb

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The cartoon one…I know. It’s awful

It could of been worse.. Mr Smee?

I once had a sex dream about Greg off master chef... 😵‍💫

I had one where Donald trump came climbing up the side of my house and climbed in through my bedroom window
I woke up just as he pulled his ‘little Donald’ out,ready for me to give him a bj
I woke up gagging and dp has never let me forget it

Had a very weird sex dream last night - about to have sex with a completely unattractive guy, grimy bedsheets, decided to give him a BJ, chipolata revealed, stink of urine, started maternal telling off and gave him a wash before getting down to it (not envy). Why don't I have glamorous sex dreams

Oh dear God, Onlyfools

It wasn't until I had a sex dream about Tom Hardy that I could see what all the fuss was about

I had one last night about Dan Walker . He's not a bad looking bloke at all , but not my type...and i think it was only because I saw him posing with his strictly partner on Twitter whilst I was scrolling last night . Saw him for a split second on my screen and then he's intruding my dreams

I was waiting for someone to say Trump…

Hearing you say Little Donald just made my day

Now…is someone going to admit to a sex dream about Boris?

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I had a Don Draper one but he was all emotional and sad not forceful and cool- felt like a waste

Poor you! A waste indeed. We don't want Don Draper to be totes emosh

One of the characters from the tribal level of the game Spore. It was very weird. They are like cartoon humanoid animals.