I had a sex dream about the weirdest person last night

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Captain Hook

Not even the young sexy one from Once Upon A Time but the weird evil one from Peter Pan.

It was bizarre. I don’t even like him and I haven’t watched Peter Pan in years!

What’s your weirdest person to have a sex dream about?

@Inthesameboatatmo

Dogtanian (sp) . From the cartoon the 3 musketeers when I was very young, why fancy a cartoon dog that's just weird but glad I've finally gotten it off my chest

Omg @Inthesameboatatmo I used to have a crush on dogtanian too!! 🤣🤣🤣

@Albgo.
Phew thank god it wasn't just me !!

The older man who ran the local dry cleaners - I had to collect something from there the next day and he was extra polite, friendly and smiley, almost like he knew or had a similar dream

I had one about The Beast from The Chase recently. He kept coming back for more (obviously dream me was amazing!)

One was Office brodie from Jaws which was slightly odd but the strangest sex dream I've ever had was the candlestick from the cartoon beauty and the beast. Not that live action candlestick would have been any better 😂

Jeremy Clarkson. Several times. Ive woken very confused

@3GreenPullups

I had a sex dream about the taller of the Hairy Bikers once.

Last night I dreamed that DH ran off with a woman named Linda. My goodness he got told off when I woke up!

Which one? Si King or Dave Myers? I’d do Si, I wouldn't do Dave.

My strangest sex dream was about Alan Titchmarsh. I did also have a romantic dream about Jeremy Clarkson - we were at a school cake sale, sitting next to each other on a table, and he was sharing his slice of chocolate cake with me.

@Ididanamechange

One was Office brodie from Jaws which was slightly odd but the strangest sex dream I've ever had was the candlestick from the cartoon beauty and the beast. Not that live action candlestick would have been any better 😂

The candlestick?!

That’s….different. Hopefully he wasn’t lit

Chap here ...Theresa May ...very explicit and very demanding ...used to think she was the least sexual woman ever ...not now ..

It makes my very rememerable Simon pegg dream seem almost normal. My dh hasn't let me live that one down. Normally I go for dark haired cheek boned guys.

@amusedbush it was a very satisfactory sort of sex dream, if that helps. . I started taping the Hairy Bikers for a good few weeks to watch when i got home from work.

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius it was Si. :)

(I have started coming over all peculiar again.... )

Actually I am reasonably sure Si King either lives near us or holidays near us.

At least, the guy I followed stalked around Aldi look remarkably like him AND was on a motorbike....

I had one once about one of m lecturers once. While I was at a pretty evangelical bible college. He had been a missionary and was a great lecturer. After that I tried to avoid his classes, it was waaaaaau too weird!

In the missionary position by any chance

I had one about Matt tebbut from Saturday kitchen. I couldn't watch Saturday kitchen for ages without getting distracted by his forearms. I don't even like him. I also once had a (sort of ) one about Simon Cowell, he told me he loved me, I looked down his back when he hugged me he had the hariest back I had to my excuses to leave and he cried....

James Corden was the worst, I woke up drenched in sweat and shaking. Eva Green as Artemisia...mmmmm.

I recently had a very explicit dream about David Walliams. I was in a pub and so was he, We made eyes at each other all night, When he got up to leave I followed him outside. He banged me in an alleyway against an industrial sized bin.

The only explanation I have for this is I have been single for a long time and it seems bin sex is all I can get.

You made me think of this

Ryan Giggs. I’ve never ever ever thought him attractive in any way, and knowing what we’ve done makes me feel sick.

Craig David. Years ago, at the height of his fame. Dreamt I was in a penthouse apartment with him at a party. Everything was white except for a fire engine red leather sofa that was huge and could probably seat about 15 people. He was really creepy and wouldn't leave me alone, kept saying he was doing me a favour, his fame would make me famous and I just kept saying I wanted to go to the toilet. He followed me to the loo and locked me in and then cried and begged me to have sex with him because he was a virgin and all his friends were taking the piss. My dream self immediately tossed him a sympathy fuck while my actual self was disgusted. It was like I was watching it like a film. A horrible film.

I can’t believe no one’s asked OP about Captain Hook’s erm Hook….sex must be rather high risk! 🤔

Andrew Fletcher of Depeche Mode once or twice. Also Ludwig van Beethoven once - no idea what that was about!

Oddly enough, I had a dream not long ago in which I was kissing (not overly sexily) a male friend of mine. I said "Look, you're a wonderful man, but I have [DH's name]. This doesn't feel right." He said "Yeah, I know. I can't do this either. I have [his GF's name]." I then said "But we can still be good friends, yes?" He brightened up and said "Yeah! Course we can!" And I felt really happy that we were friends. Not a sex dream, but it was so lovely it was almost better than a sex dream.

A teacher in my son's school.... A few times..hard to look him in the eye tbh

I’m curious as to how sex dreams with cartoon characters work. Are they a bit like Who Framed Roger Rabbit? with the cartoon characters interacting with “live action”?

My weirdest one was Victoria Beckham. I’m straight, and not a fan (nothing against her, just not interested in fashion or her music). She was really good though