I had a sex dream about the weirdest person last night

[Soubriquet]

Captain Hook

Not even the young sexy one from Once Upon A Time but the weird evil one from Peter Pan.

It was bizarre. I don’t even like him and I haven’t watched Peter Pan in years!

What’s your weirdest person to have a sex dream about?

If I have them they tend to be about fit people at work, but the weirdest one I had was with David Bowie.

Not so strange I guess, but...I was 15 at the time, had certainly never had sex much less SEEN a penis, so when we got down to underwear removal stage in the dream his fun parts were all smooth like action man.

Jesus

I can't tell if this is a judgementof this thread or an admission of a sex dream about Christ.

@Planesmistakenforstars

Jesus

I can't tell if this is a judgementof this thread or an admission of a sex dream about Christ.

Dwight Shrute from The US version of the office!!! I mean the awful character not the actor who's perfectly lovely.

@Mammyloveswine

I once had a sex dream about Greg off master chef... 😵‍💫

Love, that's not a sex dream. That's a nightmare.

I did also have a sex dream about Boris years ago when he was merely a bumbling columnist on telly shows not the PM. Doesn't make it any better though does it!

This is probably pretty niche, but Antisepticeye. I have a hyperfixation about him, but I definitely don't see him that way!

My brain has some sort of sanity preservation mode as the Trump dream involved my friend doing the deed in another room while I sat in a hideous gold and black drawing room with Melania.

Anyone have a dream about Putin? Just to give us a full house

Dogtanian (sp) .
From the cartoon the 3 musketeers when I was very young, why fancy a cartoon dog that's just weird but glad I've finally gotten it off my chest

I once had one involving Rodney Trotter from Only fools and Horses 😳😳😳 i woke up like ummm ok that was new..

@NotSure94

I did also have a sex dream about Boris years ago when he was merely a bumbling columnist on telly shows not the PM. Doesn't make it any better though does it!

I dreamt I was a 16 year old schoolgirl in a 'relationship' with Boris, he used to pick me up at the school gates He then decided to buy my silence by giving me a cheque for £160,000 - even as a 16 year old I realised a cheque would leave a paper trail

@3GreenPullups

I had a sex dream about the taller of the Hairy Bikers once.

Last night I dreamed that DH ran off with a woman named Linda. My goodness he got told off when I woke up!

I’ve had a massive crush on Si King for years. He’s old enough to be my dad 🙈

Ok. Some weird ones but not as weird as cartoon Captain Hook I think so far

I'm just going to say a Miliband and leave it at that.

Nooooooo you have to explain

Simon Cowell, dodgy plastic surgery and all. I hid in the boot of a car afterwards ( well you would, wouldnt you)
@Onlyfoolsandhorseswork yours is hilarious

Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook is ENTIRELY understandable.

I had one about James Martin once (I really can't stand him) but his dick was like an acorn so my antipathy extended into the dream thankfully.

@Inthesameboatatmo

Dogtanian (sp) . From the cartoon the 3 musketeers when I was very young, why fancy a cartoon dog that's just weird but glad I've finally gotten it off my chest

Now, Aramis I could understand.

@Mammyloveswine I am so sorry.

@Garriet.

@Soubriquet

I was waiting for someone to say Trump…

Hearing you say Little Donald just made my day

Now…is someone going to admit to a sex dream about Boris?

I've had one about Boris it was at the beginning of the first lockdown so I think it was because he was on my telly so much!! And it was as bad as you'd expect...!

Elon Musk.

My sisters ex. He jumped through a skylight and landed on me.

Dave Benson Phillips appeared twice in my dreams.
Very sexual and sensual being, considerate and kind.I imagine it was because we had watched endless episodes of fun song factory