I had a sex dream about the weirdest person last night

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Captain Hook

Not even the young sexy one from Once Upon A Time but the weird evil one from Peter Pan.

It was bizarre. I don’t even like him and I haven’t watched Peter Pan in years!

What’s your weirdest person to have a sex dream about?

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius funny you should mention Alan Titchmarsh my most memorable weird sex dream starred Geoff Hamilton (may he rest in peace).

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I had a Don Draper one but he was all emotional and sad not forceful and cool- felt like a waste

Poor you! A waste indeed. We don't want Don Draper to be totes emosh[/quote]
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@DisgraceToTheYChromosome

James Corden was the worst, I woke up drenched in sweat and shaking. Eva Green as Artemisia...mmmmm.

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I’m ashamed to say that I once had a very graphic sex dream involving David Dickinson, we were in his car 😂 I still can’t see him on TV without cringing

Terry Wogan.

It was about 18 years ago but I'm still scarred!

Once had a sex dream about Fiona from Shrek. In her ogre form. I'm a heterosexual woman.

Tony Blair. Extremely graphic and realistic. Woke up in shock before the relief landed of realising it wasn’t real but an absolutely revolting nightmare. 🤢🤢🤢

Dale Winton.. Over a walls ice cream freezer, I can remember asking him not to trap my spaniel ear boobs in the sliding door!

Oh this is hilarious

It’s weird what we dream about. Or rather who

@Soubriquet

I'm cracking up at them, it's so funny what the mind thinks of during sleep.

I have never eaten a mini milk since that dream!! Dirty Dale....

@Cheeeeislifenow

A teacher in my son's school.... A few times..hard to look him in the eye tbh

That;s okay. At sports day last term a group of the mums were standing on the sidelines talking rather too loudly how they'd do the headmaster any day of the week.

To be fair he is seriously hot, but they had been at the Pimms a bit too much and were a little loud.

Nigel Farage (not envy), I know, I have no idea why either! We were running away together in a VW camper van which had lovely shabby chic type cushions everywhere and was much more desirable to me in RL than Nige could ever be It is indeed weird what we dream about OP, in my defence this was in the run up to the referendum so he was on tv every 5 minutes at the time, still makes me want to bathe in bleach even now though

I have celebrity sex dreams on the regular
My favourite so far has been Nikki Sixx circa 1983.
My weirdest and most uncomfortable the following morning was about a close friend’s husband

Jeremy Clarkson here too.
All frolicking in the ocean we were 🤣🤣

I cannot see Jeremy frollicking in the ocean…more like grumbling because it’s cold and wet

Rik Mayall...

...as drop dead fred.

Another one for Jeremy Clarkson. God he was fantastic !!!!!

Jeremy is an absolute stallion for dream sex. If he's half as good in real life, someone's a lucky lass