Welcome, @Makelovenotpetrol, and thanks for sharing your body modification and infection mitigation news. I can assure you that it was indeed suitably mundane.
Helena, fingers crossed for a successful sleepover. I did them occasionally as a kid, but my two never did. It seems to be falling out of favor here.
Champagne, you could dye his hair blond. Perhaps he could be collateral for a bigger mortgage. 
I made my infamous Death by Chocolate brownies last night (recipe sill available by request) and a batch of chocolate chip cookies to take to the retirement party today. Both were specifically requested by my brother and nephew. While shopping at the warehouse club this morning I restocked baking supplies, getting a 12-pound bag of flour, pecans, and chocolate chips. I also picked up a 15-pound bag of basmati rice, which I suspect will last us two years or so.
It's time to change the filter in the Britta pitcher, which means that I have to take the whole thing apart for a good cleaning. I'll do that before we leave for DB's house, in about an hour. It's a lovely drive and will take us about 40 minutes to get there. I'm so excited to see my two year old nephew!