I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

Solution: Buy them a new tablet for every sprout they eat.
Thank you. Why hadn't this occurred to me? Of course they need more sprouts!

@Sweetpea1532 Yes, I've always thought I was well suited for a life of luxury.

@HerRoyalHappiness I'm so glad you get it (I knew you would). Some people may say my methods are too expensive, but you really can't put a price on health.

When will I move back into my house?

@autienotnaughty Early October

When will the gofundme money I've raised for a new wheelchair hit my account?

@HerRoyalHappiness 27 July

Thanks @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa perfect timing for me.
Why is my teenager being stressy?

@HerRoyalHappiness Your teen is having a bit of friend drama with "B".

What breed of dog would be best for us?

@LoisPlane Labradoodle or boxer

@LoisPlane Oh, and feel free to name the dog Chips. 😉

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Should I name my pet squirrel
'Chips' also?

@Sweetpea1532 I don't want to say that's beneath me, but ... well, it is. The squirrel should be named Jacob Trees-Mogg.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Not to worry, Chips,....I don't actually own a pet squirrel..I was wondering what little quip you'd come up with about it...you met my expectations

Lol, your autocorrect threw me off for a moment...or did you mean to write Trees instead of Rees...if that's the case...brilliant!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa I don't know who you are but I love you 🙂

@Sweetpea1532 You'll be getting a pet squirrel soon. You just needed the right name first.

Not autocorrect. I'm very serious about this squirrel's name. Don't mess this up for me, @Sweetpea1532. 😁

@MrsMcisaCt I knew that. 😉

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Well, that is a relief that I'll be getting a pet squirrel because the wild ones around here have eaten all my exotic succulents roots, a giant hole in the rootball of my canary Island palm, and decimated my milkweed monarch butterfly bush! I suppose they were just trying to get my attention so I'd take them on as pets...so, you're saying it'll be Jacob Trees-Moggs and friends joining the SP household ? We'll be on the breadline trying to keep them all in nuts.🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰

Bahahaha! Now I want to get a pet squirrel just to use this name! 😂

Where is my lost silver ring?

@Sweetpea1532 You can train the squirrel to do chores to more than make up for the nut-related costs.

@DontPassMeBy You would be betta suited for a fish. You're just not ready for mammals!