I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

@nca Oh, that last line was intended as a helpful tone, not a defensive one (I knew you might misread it...but I forgot).

What am I basing it on in the relationship? Nothing big and obvious, just a series of small incompatibilities.

What incompatibilities? I'm interested as to what you think they are ?

Oh, and @BakeOffRewatch, do you realise that now because of the site update the OP isn't counted in the tally...making all of your glorious 1000th posts technically 999th? Where's the justice?!

Thank you so much @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa You are very wise.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa I am INSPIRED. No wonder you're someone to be ADMIRED.

(waves at @Sweetpea1532 because, why not?)

What, no I didn’t know that! You could have let me live on in ignorance.

As ever, you know all with my not so secret secret (I’m wondering if you advanced searched me or have been surreptitiously reading my posts on S&B)

I’ll bite! Is the guy i’m talking to the one?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa did I make the right decisions this weekend about the man and the job?

@nca Oh, it's not what I think, it's what I know. Just small incompatibilities, like shoe size, favourite ice cream flavour, carpet thickness preference, hummus (obviously), Wordle stats, typing speed, flossing habits (the dance, not the oral hygiene task), attitudes toward owls, etc.

@MrsMcisaCt No, YOU are the wise one for spotting this train wreck in advance, and for reaching out to someone as wise as me (mostly the second one).

@DontPassMeBy Well, I'm glad you INQUIRED. 😁

@BakeOffRewatch I knew you could handle the truth. You'll always be the 1000th poster in my book!

And I'm so thrilled about your news! I promise I wasn't stalking you on other threads. I'm far too lazy busy for that. I only needed to look inward to my near-boundless knowledge about you.

@Ashamedteeth I'm sorry to say that he is not. But he may be good for you for a season (not a literal season).

Who is my celebrity crush and why?

@LaBelleSausage YES to both, and don't look back (unless you're in a car and reversing).

@Aninnynonnymouse One of your celebrity crushes is Rowan Atkinson because there's just something about those eyes. I don't want to name your other crush because it's a bit ... embarrassing.

Thank you @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa !

I will carry on striding into the distance in the knowledge that what I did was for the best

Ah I loved this tread when I first saw it but never got round to posting!

What is this emotion I'm feeling lately- I can't quite put my finger on it?

@LaBelleSausage It really was. Stride proudly, my friend!

@Toothbrush9860552022 I knew you would give in to your curiosity eventually. The emotion you've been feeling lately is definitely ennui (and, no, I did not just have to double-check the spelling of that one).

Will I ever get my energy back and start feeling like my old self?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Will I be able to make it to your annual "pool party"?

Hi Friends!

HI, @Clawdy! To answer your question... YES, in late August. Hang in there!

@Sweetpea1532 Ha! No, I learned my lesson about the "pool party" last year. I won't try to greedily keep any threads for myself.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
But we had so much fun that went on for days and days.
Both of those threads kept me laughing and laughing...the best of mumsnet! You're so clever!