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I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 28/08/2021 20:57

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 13/09/2021 21:23

@DontPassMeBy

Also, I forgot my PIN. Can you help me?
@DontPassMeBy I feel like this is a trap! Hmm Of course, it would be impossible to trap me. I'll have to tell you the numbers in code.

First number: the number of rooms in your home
Second number: the number of children you have
Third number: the number of times you've travelled abroad
Fourth number: It's a zero I got lazy

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 13/09/2021 21:27

@BakeOffRewatch

What should I wear on Thursday?
@BakeOffRewatch Grey shirt, lightweight cardigan, dark trousers, comfortable shoes, no jewellery or plain jewellery
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Milomonster · 13/09/2021 22:33

Why can’t I sleep?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 13/09/2021 22:40

@Milomonster

Why can’t I sleep?
Too much caffeine today. It might be a good night to catch up on some telly.
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BakeOffRewatch · 18/09/2021 16:25

Will we be friends forever NostraDonnaKebab?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/09/2021 16:33

@BakeOffRewatch

Will we be friends forever NostraDonnaKebab?
@BakeOffRewatch Definitely yes! Just like my chips and salsa, our friendship will be unlimited.
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ItsOverFlo · 19/09/2021 18:10

Ok Donna, things have actually been ok.
I haven't had a bad curry or eaten dodgy sruff out of the freezer.
Camping is not until the wkend so waiting on weather.

However, my dreams have become super weird. What the hell?

Whats the one about the ship about? Or the car ride to Bournemouth? Or the one where I literally decapitate 4 people on a plane? Or that other one where I have to boil dandillions and got messed up? I still don't trust that gnome next door.

Donna tell me PLEASE?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 19/09/2021 20:50

@ItsOverFlo

Ok Donna, things have actually been ok. I haven't had a bad curry or eaten dodgy sruff out of the freezer. Camping is not until the wkend so waiting on weather.

However, my dreams have become super weird. What the hell?

Whats the one about the ship about? Or the car ride to Bournemouth? Or the one where I literally decapitate 4 people on a plane? Or that other one where I have to boil dandillions and got messed up? I still don't trust that gnome next door.

Donna tell me PLEASE?

@ItsOverFlo The dream world is very mysterious and difficult to interpret. Fortunately, I am an expert in this matter (and all matters).

The one about the ship is about housekeeping. You feel like you are drowning in a sea of household tasks.

The car ride to Bournemouth is about your life path. You are in for a rather significant (but positive) change. Look for the "signs", and it will become clear.

In the one about the plane, I know you'll be relieved to learn that the decapitation has nothing to do with people. Those four people represent the four major things you need to cut out of your life--negativity, garbage television, worrying about what other people think, and Pringles.

The dandelions one is about a relationship that has become a nuisance (like a weed) but can be turned around with some care.

Finally, and I cannot stress this enough, if there was ever a piece of my advice that you would follow, let it be this--DO NOT TRUST THAT GNOME!

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ItsOverFlo · 19/09/2021 22:22

Fucking knew it!

BakeOffRewatch · 20/09/2021 01:05

Ooh loved the last Q&A

HerRoyalRisesAgain · 20/09/2021 08:00

Nostradonna, how long will it take for this nasty cold ive got to shift?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/09/2021 08:11

@ItsOverFlo

Fucking knew it!
@ItsOverFlo Good! I know you will proceed with caution.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/09/2021 08:12

@BakeOffRewatch

Ooh loved the last Q&A
Smile
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/09/2021 08:14

@HerRoyalRisesAgain
About ten more days. And you'll be getting a lot of suspicious looks from people who think it's more than a cold.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/09/2021 09:48

Don't worry, @BakeOffRewatch, GBBO doesn't count as garbage telly. It's educational! Grin

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BakeOffRewatch · 20/09/2021 19:02

Thank you, unfortunately my tv watching is much greater than that…

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 20/09/2021 21:00

@BakeOffRewatch

Thank you, unfortunately my tv watching is much greater than that…
@BakeOffRewatch I know. Grin But you have to take the chill time where you can get it.
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MrsCatE · 21/09/2021 06:22

I have a lurking spot. When will the Bastard come to a head? I hate ‘sporn’ and would prefer it would quietly i.e do it’s own thing (burst) whilst in the shower (shudder). Do I source an MNer Sporner (double shudder) or just be grateful I can grow a hormonal spot at my age?

Sweetener12 · 21/09/2021 13:31

Are we going to click with that guy from coffee shop?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 21/09/2021 20:32

@MrsCatE

I have a lurking spot. When will the Bastard come to a head? I hate ‘sporn’ and would prefer it would quietly i.e do it’s own thing (burst) whilst in the shower (shudder). Do I source an MNer Sporner (double shudder) or just be grateful I can grow a hormonal spot at my age?
@MrsCatE The spot's big day will be on Thursday. Maybe throw it a little party.

And stay far away from Sporner Corner or you will get a triple shudder (or worse!).

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 21/09/2021 20:34

@Sweetener12

Are we going to click with that guy from coffee shop?
@Sweetener12 Yes, indeed. But don't put all your cards on the table.
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MrsCatE · 21/09/2021 21:01

It’s too late Sporners have found me. I wearing a mask at all times; indoors, bath, bed. However, I can hear them scratching at the windows with their sharpened fingernails, tissue and magnesium sulphate at hand murmuring, feed me - feed me now . . .

HerRoyalRisesAgain · 21/09/2021 21:06

Will me changing antipsychotics be OK? I start the slow switch over from one to the other tonight

BakeOffRewatch · 21/09/2021 21:38

I’m a sporner, I’m already here.

What series did I finish watching today and what should I (re)watch next?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 21/09/2021 21:49

@MrsCatE

It’s too late Sporners have found me. I wearing a mask at all times; indoors, bath, bed. However, I can hear them scratching at the windows with their sharpened fingernails, tissue and magnesium sulphate at hand murmuring, feed me - feed me now . . .
@MrsCatE They're right behind you!
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