Come and play my made-up game

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

What's the best advice you have received from a midwife?

Venting hobs are crap, they don’t work very well. Why can’t you just get a ceiling extractor?

DH keeps hogging the remote control - help!

'It's annoying and disgusting but you do seem like you're overreacting. You sound like you've been betrayed'

How can I break my Mumsnet addiction?

DH keeps hogging the remote control - help!

LTB.

What is a 'must-have' when buying a home?

A stunt pineapple and a staged washing up area.

AIBU to cross graffiti'd cocks out and replace them with drawings of winged vulvae?

What is a 'must-have' when buying a home?

the hidden door in Tutankhamun's tomb possibly leading to Nefertiti.

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Thinking of switching my current account - what special offers are banks doing at the moment?

How can I break my Mumsnet addiction?

What's the answer? There isn't one.

Another What is a 'must-have' when buying a home?

a goldfish pond in the living room.

AIBU to cross graffiti'd cocks out and replace them with drawings of winged vulvae?

'I think you have to do what you're comfortable with. Maybe consider a compromise of some kind, '

What do people think when they see me in a bikini?

Thinking of switching my current account - what special offers are banks doing at the moment?

I am hoping:

• Haunch of Venison
• Copy of Horse and Hound
• Several bottles of red wine
• Anusol
• Rotisserie chicken (snack)
• Porn magazine

What should I by dd's teacher as a thank you gift?

DH keeps hogging the remote control - help!

"At this age, if he's refusing the spoon, I'd give him something he can feed himself and just let him complain and smear it in his hair get on with it."

Comfiest brand of knickers, anyone?

How do I break my Mumnet addiction?

At the end of the day it’s a matter of informed choice. I had a wake up call which made me realise how easily it happens, and also how easily the habit is formed, and therein lies the danger. That’s all I’m saying - I think the medics are right to be all over this if they can prevent problems which will cost the NHS far more in treatment.

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What ornaments should I put on my mantelpiece to give an 'upmarket' vibe to my living room?

What ornaments should I put on my mantelpiece to give an 'upmarket' vibe to my living room?

A cutted up pear.

What do people think when they see me in a bikini?

"Wow, I'm a long way off ripe tomatoes. One of the jobs for the weekend is to add some additional supports, lots of green fruit."

Comfiest knickers, anyone?

What should I by dd's teacher as a thank you gift?

'a book of photos detailing all Ronald's kills'

I don't understand why people like gin. Could someone please explain it to me?

What ornaments should I put on my mantelpiece to give an 'upmarket' vibe to my living room?

two three foot(I think) high garden gnomes

Comfiest brand of knickers, anyone?

Another option is shredded memory foam. Got one of those too. Very firm but some come with a zip so you can take a bit out to make it a little softer. Nice selection on Amazon.

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What could be causing my sudden headaches?

DH keeps hogging the remote control - help!
We kept DH shut away in the spare room during daytime hours

Comfiest knickers, anyone?

'I have plain nets at the front, couldn't give a stuff what people think.'

Best thing to do on a first date?

What could be causing my sudden headaches?

Tickles me pink. Must be a ballache for those that are suffering!

I don't understand why people like gin. Could someone please explain it to me?
Can't you just fill a jug/a cup and slosh some water in?

Would I suit a Fringe?

Would I suit a Fringe?

'I'd find it really weird that it had never come up. do you never talk about your past, for example? Has it never come up in conversation?

I don't think there are any particular 'benefits', but to never have spoken about it in 4 years shows a lack of curiosity or needless secrecy. '

How can I keep my windows looking clean?

*How can I keep my windows looking clean?^

How about a cup of glitter carefully folded into a pair of men’s baggy pants like a giant tbag (that you lift out gently when you use).

If you've ever fallen out with a relative, why?

How can I keep my windows looking clean?

How about a cup of glitter carefully folded into a pair of men’s baggy pants like a giant tbag (that you lift out gently when you use).

If you've ever fallen out with a relative, why?

If you've ever fallen out with a relative, why?

'He insists on writing LH for reasons I cannot fathom.'

What will make me feel more fulfilled in my life?

What will make me feel more fulfilled in my life?

Have you considered putting a 'drop front' along one side?

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How can I get my lazy teenage son out of bed in the mornings?