This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Oops...

@OrchestraOfWankery

I don't drink alcohol. Can you pop the kettle on please? Got any biscuits?

Don't get settled in! This thread is just for me. Go find another thread.

I put some gateaux in the fridge and there's chilli on the hob. Help yourselves.

@ThisIsMyThread

I’ve eaten them all.

Oh. Well I suppose I'll just go to bed then. Right here on this comfy thread. Night!

@pickingdaisies

This thread is too wild for me, and there aren't enough gates. I'm off to bed. Just need to find the spare room...

ABSOLUTELY NOT! I'm running my own private thread here, not a hotel. You need to find somewhere else to stay.

@ThisIsMyThread

⬆️

What kind of sorcery is this?!?!

@KurtWilde

Can I get a whoop whoop?

🎈🎉🎊🍹🥂🎉🎶💃🎊💃🎉🎶💃💖🍾🍷checks nobody's looking 👀💊💥👁️💗💃💞💃🎶💋🎶💃💕💃💃🎶💃💃

Brought you a present OP 🎧

(hopes the emojis show up or this post makes no sense)

🤣

@saffronfreezing

You do realise Jackie Weaver could show up at any moment and boot you off your own thread because this is not how it works. This is corrupt.

So, you admit that it IS my own thread!

Oops sorry @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa was that your wine

@ZenNudist

Oops...

You saw nothing. You heard nothing. You know nothing. Just...just go.

@KurtWilde

Oops sorry *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* was that your wine

I was saving that for a SPECIAL OCCASION! 😥

Does anyone have the WIFI code? Trying to get on......

I have the North American rights to your thread.

So there, pal.

🎶🪅🍸🎶🎈💃🍻🍨🎵🕺🥂🎉🪅🧁🤸‍♀️🎵🍸🤹🍺🎶🍧🍹🧋🎵🍾🍷🎂🎈🪅🎶
Pass it along...

I’m sorry. Much like real life I’ve forgotten how to interact with anyone it seems aaargh 🤦🏻‍♀️

I've had waaaaay too much wine and can't make it safely home to my own thread. I'll just lay down here in the corner if you don't mind, I promise I won't puke.

@Ineedalifeline

Does anyone have the WIFI code? Trying to get on......

I need to get some sleep. I expect you all to be GONE by the time I get back. And clean up after yourselves, for goodness sake. You're not even supposed to BE here!

Shit - is anyone else watching roadhouse on c5 whilst v drunk? Sorry @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

This is me in my uniform OP. It's not from Ebay 😡

Thread police here. I've had complaints regarding a hijacked thread. Excuse salsa but are you the owner of the thread marked "This is my thread and no one else can post on it?". Care to explain all the commotion?

Excuse me, but I think you'll find this is MY thread....yours is over there 2nd shelf down, left hand side.

I've just found a box of chocolates and have eaten so many I now feel slightly sick (nothing to do with the cocktails I've been drinking oh no). I'll just curl up in the corner of the thread now.

this definitely hasn't happened in real life tonight oh no

I apologise. I hang my head in shame

Thread fight!

Fight

Fight

Fight