This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

@BewareTheBeardedDragon

Call 101 OP and get it logged. They'll probably ask for a diagram of all these thread stealing CF. That'll sort it.

Good advice. Wait...how did you get in here?

It I have and popcorn to share . . . .but if you do t want me here me and @sweetpea1532 will wander off somewhere else

@chairchoo

LTB

Can post if I want

😜

@BewareTheBeardedDragon

Call 101 OP and get it logged. They'll probably ask for a diagram of all these thread stealing CF. That'll sort it.

Good advice. Wait...how did you get in here?!

@cherrytree63

Shoulda put penguin bollards up if you didn't want people parking on your thread.

I didnt even think about the parking, as I was expecting may me. What's that I see? Someone has blocked me in! Hey, who's car is that?

Oh, you didn't mean to keep me out did you? I'm not a CF, don't worry. It's ok for me to be in here - it's these others you need to worry about. I'm an official thread monitor. I have a uniform.

Can we post 90s music on your lame thread?

*expecting just me

Wait...why am I correcting myself? There shouldn't be anyone else here!

@RonniePickering

Saunters in, jumps in your pool @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa and then lays on YOUR sun lounger and refuses to move whilst playing old school r n b music.

Yay, crank it up 🎶

@OurChristmasMiracle, @RonniePickering You two stop that RIGHT NOW! This is not a party thread!

Can I get a whoop whoop?

Typical, pull the ladder up behind you .

@OrchestraOfWankery

Look, I was on my way to another thread and took a wrong turn ok?

I don't believe that for a second! You heard the loud music (which isn't even mine) and thought there would be free booze.

sashays innocently in

looks round in horror

flounces our

@AlCalavicci

It I have and popcorn to share . . . .but if you do t want me here me and *@sweetpea1532* will wander off somewhere else

Yes, please go! But...um...could you leave the wine?

@BewareTheBeardedDragon

Oh, you didn't mean to keep me out did you? I'm not a CF, don't worry. It's ok for me to be in here - it's these others you need to worry about. I'm an official thread monitor. I have a uniform.

Nice try! You bought that uniform on eBay, didn't you?

@Houseofvelour

I've just polished that!

Hiiiiiiiii, waving excitedly sorry I'm late to the party, but I brought dips!

@PresidentJoey

Can we post 90s music on your lame thread?

You can't post anything at all! It's my thread. What is wrong with you people?

I hope the chips and salsa really are unlimited, Unlimited. There's quite a few of us here now, and we'll be wanting some nibbles soon.

@KurtWilde

Can I get a whoop whoop?

No raving. No whooping. No smiling. No joking. And no people who are not me!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Ohh no if I go so does the the and the popcorn, I am even going to take my with me , come on sweetpea1532 >goes off in a huff

@MistySkiesAfterRain

Typical, pull the ladder up behind you .

Hey, if you just had worked harder in life, you could have had your own thread instead of trying to mooch off successful thread owners like me.