Water Slide Vagina Injury

[WorldsBestBoss]

Has anyone ever heard of this happening?
I follow a lady on Instagram called babiesafter35 and I am absolutely traumatised by this phenomenon she has described.

Basically if you go down a water slide there's a chance that the force of the water can enter your vagina and cause severe damage to internal organs, haemorrhage or even death! I am sure it's incredibly rare but I had never heard of this before. Anyone else?

Can happen to women of all ages including young girls.

Never going on a flume again 😱

You might get a recital injury if you are reciting the Bible for hours on end no, not that end I mean a sore throat for instance.

I had no idea! I'm off to design a swimwear range with kevlar gussets.

Very funny @TDogsInHats😂

What kind of feckin’ jet wash power water slide are these people on?! I’ve also never been on a water slide where the water is travelling up into my vagina.. the water tend to travel the same way I’m going.. down the slide, no?

@MyMabel

What kind of feckin’ jet wash power water slide are these people on?! I’ve also never been on a water slide where the water is travelling up into my vagina.. the water tend to travel the same way I’m going.. down the slide, no?

I don't know for certain, but I'm guessing it's the near vertical "drop slides" or ones of similar force.

I’ve heard that if you cover your vagina with a face mask, it stops this from happening

@voucheRs

I didn’t know this I did recently hear of someone falling off a jetski and a jet of bibles went up her and ripped her intestines

Religion does nobody any favours, does it!

@voucheRs

I didn’t know this I did recently hear of someone falling off a jetski and a jet of bibles went up her and ripped her intestines

Oh God I can't stop laughing

Anybody else reading this with legs crossed and sphincters clamped firmly shut?

@BlackeyedSusan

Anybody else reading this with legs crossed and sphincters clamped firmly shut?

When I first read it on IG I was squeezing my legs together so hard I thought they might break 😂 Every time I think of it it makes me do a little clench 😣

@MyMabel

What kind of feckin’ jet wash power water slide are these people on?! I’ve also never been on a water slide where the water is travelling up into my vagina.. the water tend to travel the same way I’m going.. down the slide, no?

www.siampark.net/index.php/en/siam-park-en/attractions/adrenaline/tower-of-power

Slides like this, fuck me the water shooting in my face was painful enough thank fuck my Fanjo was spared.

@voucheRs

I didn’t know this I did recently hear of someone falling off a jetski and a jet of bibles went up her and ripped her intestines

It was God calling.

@AnneKipanki

Wow! That is horrifying . Thanks for bringing it to our attention. Ia m sorry your limerick was removed *@MrsMackesy*. I am sure it was sheer poetry.

Thank you, @AnneKipanki - I appreciate your appreciation

And thank you @WorldsBestBoss - I don't mind, it was the right call, whoever did. I shall wear my first hiding as a badge of honour and try to be a good girl in future and there are plenty more limericks where that came from

I loved Water Slide Vaginal Injury's first album but it was definitely all downhill after that.

I loved Water Slide Vaginal Injury's first album but it was definitely all downhill after that.

Yes! It was one of those 'raise the flaps' album covers too.

@iklboo

I loved Water Slide Vaginal Injury's first album but it was definitely all downhill after that.

Yes! It was one of those 'raise the flaps' album covers too.

😂😂😂

Thank you, everyone! Obviously, I'm sorry for anyone injured, and hope for a good recovery, but some of these posts are hilarious, especially the typos!!!

just another serious point;
dont let children sit on the outlet grill/drain in swimming /paddling pools.
they often like to feel the swirling water, but there have been some horrific accidents, where the suction is too strong and the drain cover not adequate and this is horrid but some children have been disembowled.
eu.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/08/07/usher-pool-drain-safety/2627189/

@iklboo 😂

@VanGuff

Not the poo troll but did give myself an enema once on a water slide so I can see how this is possible! Was painful but no major injuries

Yes, happened me on holiday in Italy. Needed a very quick trip to the loo afterwards!

I loved Water Slide Vaginal Injury's first album but it was definitely all downhill after that

I mean, it was downhill from the start, really. As a band they've had a rough ride.

I do actually know a bloke who tore his anal sphincter water skiing in shorts.

@MrsMackesy
@iklboo
@AnneKipanki

Good thing we weren't able to book that water-skiing karaoke gig...who would have ever dreamt the danger we could've faced

Absolutely @Sweetpea1532 .

Yes, my hole orchestra might have been in trouble @Sweetpea1532