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My husband is better than your husband...

151 replies

lachy · 16/07/2021 17:36

He's just made me the most amazing cheese on toast I have ever eaten.

I don't know how he manages to make this simple thing into a thing of splendour, but its bloody epic.

Bloody. Epic.

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iklboo · 16/07/2021 17:39

Pfffft. Mine bought me gin yesterday without me asking or dropping any hints. Grin

Cheerio21 · 16/07/2021 17:40

Love a good cheese on toast!!

I'm happy when my DP comes in with a bar of Choc when I said no when asked if I want anything

purrswhileheeats · 16/07/2021 17:43

He sounds very controlling.

StepladderToHeaven · 16/07/2021 17:44

Mine has just gone out to buy us fish and chips. Happy days.

HappyTimeTunnelDinosaur · 16/07/2021 17:45

Mine makes me the best tea in the world, even though he doesn't drink it!

Blueskytoday06 · 16/07/2021 17:47

What's he done ? Or he'll be expecting something in return. I think you should get your ducks lined up.

lachy · 16/07/2021 17:48

@purrswhileheeats

He sounds very controlling.
Grin he was controlling the duvet last night so you may have a point!
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Slimmingstar · 16/07/2021 17:48

Mine tells me he’s more than happy for me to work very part time, just so I can cover my bills, relax in the sun, walk the dog, meet people for lunch and go to my exercise classes.
Happy days!

Amdone123 · 16/07/2021 17:51

I think pp is married to my DH !
Snap !

Bonjourfern · 16/07/2021 17:53

My husband is a lazy git. I'm very jealous.

GuyFawkesDay · 16/07/2021 17:54

I forgot something at Sainsbury's.

He went instead of me returning. And then he made me a G&T.

He's a legend.

iklboo · 16/07/2021 17:54

DUVET?!!

Where are you where a duvet was necessary? It's hotter than Satan's scrotum round here.

coodawoodashooda · 16/07/2021 17:56

Anyone's husband would be better than my xh. Good on you all. Im very jealous!

Midnightballerina · 16/07/2021 17:57

Mine ran me a bath & then went down on me for a good 20 mins. Now he's buggered off out so I can have the TV to myself.

TheCaddieisaBaddie · 16/07/2021 17:59

Yeah well my husband is bigger than your husband so nah Grin

RosesAndHellebores · 16/07/2021 18:01

Tea in bed every morning. And every night he tells me he loves me before he goes to sleep and tells me again when he wakes up. We have only been married for 30 years.

Howcanthisbe123 · 16/07/2021 18:04

LTB!!

I walked into my office to a bouquet of flowers yesterday for no reason, he makes me smile 🥰

lachy · 16/07/2021 18:04

I've had to make my own G&T.

DH believes that the ideal ratio is 50:50 Gin to Tonic, and makes me approximately a pint of it.
While that would be acceptable 99% of the time, I am not putting up a tent in 30° heat with a hangover.

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AlwaysLatte · 16/07/2021 18:05

Mine brings me a perfect coffee every morning and a G&T just the way I like it on weekend eves ❤️
(Disclaimer: he loads the dishwasher all wrong)

MsAwesomeDragon · 16/07/2021 18:05

Mike bought me a puppy for my birthday, so mine is definitely the best ever!!!

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 16/07/2021 18:06

He did most of the present shopping and all of the present wrapping for DS's birthday today. He made some excellent choices that made DS really happy too.

He also took the day off work today to clean the house ahead of his family visiting tomorrow.

ElliePascoe · 16/07/2021 18:07

Mine's gone out to get chips and dips for dinner because nobody can be arsed to cook this evening Grin

lachy · 16/07/2021 18:07

@AlwaysLatte

Mine brings me a perfect coffee every morning and a G&T just the way I like it on weekend eves ❤️ (Disclaimer: he loads the dishwasher all wrong)
Ah I forgot about the dishwasher. DH hasn't passed that module of his BA (Hons) in Husbanding. I may have to think about aligning ducks...
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LemonMeringueThreePointOneFour · 16/07/2021 18:08

@purrswhileheeats

He sounds very controlling.
Grin
PennyDreadful66 · 16/07/2021 18:08

LTB, giving you cheese on toast like you're some child.

Just kidding can't remember when mine made cheese on toast Angry

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