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My husband is better than your husband...

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lachy · 16/07/2021 17:36

He's just made me the most amazing cheese on toast I have ever eaten.

I don't know how he manages to make this simple thing into a thing of splendour, but its bloody epic.

Bloody. Epic.

OP posts:
Mogloveseggs · 16/07/2021 19:34

Mine's just done the hoovering and booked and paid for summer soccer club. I luffs him a lot Grin

allthekittles · 16/07/2021 19:37

Mine is a total pain in the bum and snores like a train going through a tunnel but... he does all the washing and ironing and changes the bed. He also brings me tea in bed every morning, shame it's as weak as p**s and some mornings so awful I can't drink it. After 22 years he still hasn't managed to get it right! Wouldn't search him though!

allthekittles · 16/07/2021 19:38

*Change him not search him lol!!

Monsterjam · 16/07/2021 19:42

Yey.. mine makes the best marmite on toast, I can’t make my own taste the same so he has to make it most mornings.

ReginaaPhalange · 16/07/2021 20:02

@MyOtherProfile agreed! They all need to get their ducks in a line and get ready to LTB! They all sound controlling 🤣

All jokes aside, my husband has been great and doing the housework and cooking while I'm suffering from horrible morning (yeah right) sickness and tiredness!

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 16/07/2021 20:06

amazing! well done him!

but my husband is still better than your husband. and the best dad ever😛

santabetterwashhishands · 16/07/2021 20:10

Mine runs me a bubble bath every evening and gets up with the kids on Saturday and Sunday so I can sleep until my eyes open 🥰
He also does the supermarket shop with the kids while I stay home chilling lol (I hate food shopping).

Ambiguouscat · 16/07/2021 20:24

If any of you are seriously considering getting rid of your husbands then I’ll take them off you. I’m particularly interested in the cooking and buying donut ones

TrainspottingWelsh · 16/07/2021 21:00

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but he's clearly having an affair, the cheese on toast is just to distract you from his philandering ways. We can all cheerlead as you ltb with live updates over the next hour or so.

carleyemma91 · 16/07/2021 21:08

OP you're probably right, although I am divorcing mine Grin

lachy · 16/07/2021 21:27

@TrainspottingWelsh

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but he's clearly having an affair, the cheese on toast is just to distract you from his philandering ways. We can all cheerlead as you ltb with live updates over the next hour or so.
UPDATE!!

He's down stairs watching some blokey trash on the telly, I've had a lovely soak in the bath and he bought me a cuppa.

He's now offering to get up with DD in the morning.

Hmm...

OP posts:
soupey1 · 16/07/2021 21:49

Mine doesn’t cook, shop or do laundry BUT he will do everything/anything else. He cleans (including the toilet), irons, DIY’s, looks after the cars, gardens, waits on me etc, etc, etc. He has also supported me financially for years without a word of complaint.
He is wonderful and no, no one else can have him.

Bookaholic73 · 16/07/2021 21:51

Now I want cheese on toast.

My DH empties the dishwasher AND refills it with the dirty dishes. Such a turn on.

Cheermonger · 16/07/2021 21:51

Mines just jet washed the inflatable sex pond. Can’t wait to bubble our fluids on Sunday 🤣

Bookaholic73 · 16/07/2021 21:57

@Cheermonger

Mines just jet washed the inflatable sex pond. Can’t wait to bubble our fluids on Sunday 🤣
Ok, your husband wins Grin
HelloCanYouHearMe · 16/07/2021 21:59

My DP makes me a coffee every morning and brings it to me in bed. He also cooks most nights and every meal bar the one, is amazing.

That one time mentioned above - he served me raw chicken, but did go for takeout as soon as he realised.

I proper luffs him 😍

mumwon · 16/07/2021 22:01

Mine cooks curry & makes omelettes & did lunch (salad) & dinner to night while I was doing some art work
(In between me mn)

Dontwatchfootball · 16/07/2021 22:19

My husband is better than all of yours. Never insists on watching sport when I dont want to. Is always kind, nice and supportive. Worships the ground I walk on. And goes away when I am bored with him. Did I mention I am not married.........

Anordinarymum · 16/07/2021 22:20

It's nice to have a thread where the guy isn't gaslighting or being abusive or just damned mean.
My bloke is kind. He can't cook and he does not clean. He leaves his dirty clothes on the bedroom floor and slops coffee everywhere, and never fails to do it, and most of the time unless it is really bad does not clean the mess up. But he is kind to me and thoughtful, and notices things, and appreciates me.
He has never once said a bad thing in all the years we have been together, nor has he raised his voice to me or criticised me.
I'll take that.

Bluntness100 · 16/07/2021 22:23

Mine fucked off to play x box whilst I watched love island, does that count 😂

mancarose · 16/07/2021 22:26

I'm very jealous of all of you Grin mine can't even manage a cheese on toast, he makes up for it elsewhere don't worry hahaha

Brahumbug · 16/07/2021 22:32

Never mind getting your ducks in a row, have you logged it with 101? Grin

youkiddingme · 16/07/2021 22:32

@lachy

He's just made me the most amazing cheese on toast I have ever eaten.

I don't know how he manages to make this simple thing into a thing of splendour, but its bloody epic.

Bloody. Epic.

Mine made me cheese on toast AND rhubarb and custard.

LTB

(I am poorly though, he doesn't do this every day. Maybe I should LTB).

Popcornbetty · 16/07/2021 22:34

He will go out and get me anything from the supermarket if I have a craving for chocolate etc at a moments notice, and picks up takeaway without complaint.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 16/07/2021 22:36

Mine can be a grumpy twat at times, but he does all the laundry, most of the cleaning and has a dick like a beer bottle 😁