I’ve decided I’d like an American man, please can you help me find one!

[Americam]

Yesterday I got talking to the lovliest man (at a clinic we were attending, not in a pub sadly) and I remembered how nice I’ve always found American men.

So I’ve decided I’d quite like one please, and I need you folks to help me find one. Any and all suggestions carefully considered :)

@spotcheck Scot or Not?

@MegaCityOne I hope you’re not going to help spot find a Scottish man until you’ve found me an American or Canadian one. I want you to concentrate 100% on me please.

Of course @Americam

University staff are often very international. In case you want to try a different tack to the military. I snagged my lovely American man working at a university.

You could scope a few out through online talks / Twitter perhaps. Public engagement is a must for academics these days.

My mum lives near Lavenham, and is in The Swan a fair bit. I could send her along to find a nice American and keep him there until you arrive. She could big you up - she’s good at that sort of thing.

@SiulaGrande

University staff are often very international. In case you want to try a different tack to the military. I snagged my lovely American man working at a university.

You could scope a few out through online talks / Twitter perhaps. Public engagement is a must for academics these days.

I think an American intellectual might find me sadly lacking @SiulaGrande

@ipswichwitch - yes please! When can she start on my publicity campaign? When she’s scoped one out for me I could be there pretty fast :)

Aw.

I'm Canadian. I'll put in a good word for you to the boys at home.

Now will you help me find a nice Scottish man?

@spotcheck

Aw.

I'm Canadian. I'll put in a good word for you to the boys at home.

Now will you help me find a nice Scottish man?

Oh in that case, yes absolutely! My best friend is Scottish - I don’t think she has any eligible relatives but maybe she can put the word out around her family. Will your Scottish man be moving to Canada @spotcheck, or are you coming to Uk?

I'm in the UK, so would prefer to stay here.

Hang on a minute.

If I move to Scotland, I may find a Scottish man there....!!!!

Lidl are doing an American range of products at the mo. I didn't spot any men in the middle ilse but you have to play the long game with Lidl. It's very random.

@SummerHouse

Lidl are doing an American range of products at the mo. I didn't spot any men in the middle ilse but you have to play the long game with Lidl. It's very random.

Ooh Summerhouse that is a good suggestion! They should go into dating.

They’d have to make parking free though if we’ve all to hang around in the aisles waiting for love.

Maybe @MegaCityOne you can somehow incorporate Lidl into Yank or Wank/Scot or Not?

An American online dating platform perhaps x

@omgthepain

An American online dating platform perhaps x

Ooh @omgthepain - is there such a thing?! Please direct me towards it straight away!