I moved into a new house and a former friend asked for a tour during which she criticised everything and told.me how she would have done it/painted it/arranged where the bath went etc. I made sure she wasn't invited in again.
Six months later she is at a work do a 5 minute walk from my hideous shit hole and she asks if I can put her up for the night .
Nope.
I told her I was planning a massive re-renovation based on her suggestions and thus I had no spare room, and no bathroom. She was displeased, and kept calling me, and suggested she would take up no room and would bring her own inflatable mattress and bedlinen, at one point.
I said no, it's very dangerous with all the exposed wires and the open trench in the kitchen and no hand washing facilities and I only had one poo bucket.
She was near-obsessional. Surely I could clear a space on a floor somewhere?
I told her she could make do on the door step, with her lilo and duvet, but the police would likely move her on as they're quite sharp with homeless people round here.
Honestly, it was weird, she genuinely believed me (I should add there is a bigger story behind this wherein she pissed off the entire friendship group and joined the EDL) because it didn't occur to the narcissistic fool that she might be disliked and unwanted.
Anyway, some people are just bloody rude, self centred, and think they have a right to air their views and if you're upset by their honesty it's your problem. There is no filter twixt their critical, miserable little mind, and their gob.
Epilogue: she suddenly stopped asking me and we all thought she was finally accepting "no" but then it turned out it was because she was no longer attending the work do as she had been fired and the rest of us all lived happily ever without her. The end.