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I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:41

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kindlyensure · 08/06/2021 14:43

Do you think England owes you a living?

Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:44

Yes it's mine Smile

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:44

Don't ask me why

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kindlyensure · 08/06/2021 14:46

Is OK. I won't ask because if I did I imagine you'd probs spit in my eye or some such.

AtAmber · 08/06/2021 14:48

But are you clinging to the old dreams?

Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:48

You're right, I will.
I have a question, does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:49

No we must cling to the old dreams anymore

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kindlyensure · 08/06/2021 14:49

I dunno

MrsTerryPratchett · 08/06/2021 14:49

I feel like I might still be ill.

Teapotsandtablecloths · 08/06/2021 14:50
Biscuit
Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:51

I'm definitely not asking MrsTerry why she thinks she might be ill, because she'll probably die

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kindlyensure · 08/06/2021 14:52

(At least she wouldn't have to bother going to work then)

Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:52

It's such a dreaded sunny day today

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donkey86 · 08/06/2021 14:53

I’ll meet you at the cemetery gates

kindlyensure · 08/06/2021 14:54

Oh blimey. I'm still under the iron bridge. But I see we've moved on to the Gates.

Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:54

Oh brilliant donkey, Keats and Yates are on your side

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:54

You'll get sore lips Kindley

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:54

Kindly

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MrsTerryPratchett · 08/06/2021 14:54

Let me tell you about the weird dream I had last night.

Somebody loved me.

Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:55

Was it a false alarm?

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MrsTerryPratchett · 08/06/2021 14:56

Yup. No harm done though.

kindlyensure · 08/06/2021 14:57

Dreams always seem to make me fall out of bed, at least twice.

Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:59

Even though people said that you were virtually dead? they were so wrong

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JorisBonson · 08/06/2021 15:03

You're the bee's knees, OP (but so am I).

Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 15:07

Well Joris, I would leap in front of a flying bullet for you

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