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I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:41

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OP posts:
Sweetchocolatecandy · 08/06/2021 20:04

Why pamper life’s complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

ssd · 08/06/2021 20:04

I would go out tonight but i haven't got a stitch to wear

ssd · 08/06/2021 20:05

I want to catch something that i might be ashamed of

JaneJeffer · 08/06/2021 20:06

I want to see people and I want to see life.

ssd · 08/06/2021 20:07

So i broke into the Palace

MrsLCSofLichfield · 08/06/2021 20:08

Sounds better than spending long summer days indoors, writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl from Luxembourg.

UnitThe · 08/06/2021 20:09

Take me anywhere, I don’t care…

Sweetchocolatecandy · 08/06/2021 20:09

While Rose counts the money in the canister, who comes sliding down the banister?!

sluj · 08/06/2021 20:10

Or that Prudence. She never pays and everything she wants costs money Angry

FunnyInjury · 08/06/2021 20:11

I'd join you Lemon but I have no shoes to wear 🤷‍♀️

ssd · 08/06/2021 20:11

But your prejudice wont keep you warm tonight

haveibeencaughtout · 08/06/2021 20:12

I wish I could join in with this thread a bit more.

But shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to.

Lemonwoe · 08/06/2021 20:14

@JaneJeffer well... take me out tonight, where there’s music and there’s people and they’re young and alive.

ssd · 08/06/2021 20:14

Dont worry haveibeencaughtout, the sun shines out of our behinds

Lemonwoe · 08/06/2021 20:15

@haveibeencaughtout when will you accept yourself?

MrsLCSofLichfield · 08/06/2021 20:15

@haveibeencaughtout Well, if there's something you'd like to try, ask me - I won't say no, how could I?

sluj · 08/06/2021 20:15

Just don't go to Manchester, so much to answer for

Lemonwoe · 08/06/2021 20:15

@FunnyInjury it’s gruesome that someone so handsome should care!!

Lemonwoe · 08/06/2021 20:16

@sluj the people of Manchester were loyal and kind.. and I hated them

ssd · 08/06/2021 20:17

But as i climb into an empty bed..well enough said..

MrsLCSofLichfield · 08/06/2021 20:20

Let's not paint a vulgar picture.

DuesToTheDirt · 08/06/2021 20:21

I'm on a hillside desolate, but then I always did go about things the wrong way.

Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 20:23

Have you got a punctured bicycle Dues?

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MrsLCSofLichfield · 08/06/2021 20:25

@DuesToTheDirt - people see no worth in you, but I do!

ssd · 08/06/2021 20:30

Yes but what difference does it make ?

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