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I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 14:41

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SoreNSad · 08/06/2021 22:28

@Surfingwaves I’m sure you’ll never never never never never never do it again… not until the next time

Bumpsadaisie · 08/06/2021 22:29

Oh bollocks. I've left my bag in Newport Parnell!

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 22:30

At least your girlfriend isn't in a coma bump Shock

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 22:30

I was bored before I even began Sore

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PenguinLost · 08/06/2021 22:36

At least you didn't have a very bad dream Surfing. I did. It lasted 20 years, 7 months and 27 days....I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 22:38

I'll sing you to sleep Penguin

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 22:39

There is another world
There is a better world

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Surfingwaves · 08/06/2021 22:43

Im laying my head on the conjugal bed now, thanks for joining in everyone Smile

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KrakowDawn · 08/06/2021 22:59

Goodnight, you handsome devil...

Bumpsadaisie · 08/06/2021 23:07

I'll whisper my last goodbyes ... I know it's really serious.

ssd · 08/06/2021 23:12

The queen is dead boys

thesunwillout · 08/06/2021 23:21

She said ' I know you and you cannot sing, I said that's nothing you should hear me play piano'

Gets me every time.

groundcontroltomontydon · 08/06/2021 23:49

heaven knows I'm miserable now
^^ what she said

moofolk · 09/06/2021 08:32

I know! I know! It's really serious.

secretmeetingsundertrees · 09/06/2021 08:48

oh no, has the low life lost its appeal?

moofolk · 09/06/2021 09:59

A lot of posters with too much time on their hands here.

You know the devil will find work for idle hands to do.

Bumpsadaisie · 09/06/2021 11:35

@moofolk

A lot of posters with too much time on their hands here.

You know the devil will find work for idle hands to do.

Oh moofolk.

Why pamper life's complexities?

secretmeetingsundertrees · 09/06/2021 11:52

it happens a lot round here @Bumpsadasie

WeatherwaxOn · 09/06/2021 13:01

@moofolk

A lot of posters with too much time on their hands here.

You know the devil will find work for idle hands to do.

I know what hands are for, and I'd like to help myself.
secretmeetingsundertrees · 09/06/2021 13:38

you just haven't earned it yet, baby

TheVanguardSix · 09/06/2021 13:44

Willing to earn my way…

Do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?

FleshLiabilities · 09/06/2021 13:46

May I remind you all that this is a parenting website, not a place to mess around...

Unruly girls, who will not settle down, they must be taken in hand.

Don't ask why.

TheVanguardSix · 09/06/2021 13:49

Ask me why and I’ll spit in your eye.

moofolk · 09/06/2021 14:04

@FleshLiabilities

May I remind you all that this is a parenting website, not a place to mess around...

Unruly girls, who will not settle down, they must be taken in hand.

Don't ask why.

I'm not unruly ...

Just a jumped up country girl who never knew her place

FleshLiabilities · 09/06/2021 15:42

You'll get a crack on the head for that.