I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving

[Surfingwaves]

...

I would leap in front of a flying bullet for you

Bigmouth strikes again

Bigmouth strikes again

That joke isn't funny anymore Terry

Oh dear. Think MrsTP has a bit of a martyr complex going on. She probs claims she knows how Joan of Arc felt.

(I was only joking when I said that, obvs)

Where's everyone from BTW? Carlisle, Dundee, Humberside?

Just provincial towns you jog round...

I live in the coastal town that they forgot to close down

top question Mrs TP.

the streets of London. (I do feel pretty safe here, tbf.)

What a hulmerist

I need to back to Newport Pagnell, I left my bag there.

I'm isolating with my kids and every day is like Sunday

You must be near me then Moo! Do you dearly wish you weren't here?
You could hide on the promenade?

I think my fridge is broken. There is a light that never goes out.

is this a quiche thread?

I don't know you are all on about

I don't know what a quiche thread is.

I'm sure someone will be along to explain, there's always someone somewhere, with a big nose, who knows

Quiche thread? Hang on, I’ve just got to catch my double decker bus…

I have no friggin clue what this thread is about!!?????

Just saying it out loud unless anybody else is worried they are the only one!

But what if the double decker bus crashes into us??
Well to die by your side, the pleasure, the privelage is mine Cornishpatty

@BraveGoldie

I have no friggin clue what this thread is about!!?????

Just saying it out loud unless anybody else is worried they are the only one!

I have no clue.

the being flummoxed is strong with this one

@Bravegoldie - that's ok. The pleasure, the privilege is ours.

Dare I say? Some girls are bigger than others...

Sorry, repetition there @Surfingwaves. But what difference does it make?

It makes none!
But now you have gone and @MrsLCSofLichfield you must be looking very old tonight. Sorry.

@imip

Dare I say? Some girls are bigger than others...

Also, some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mother's.

where is oinktopus when I need him😭